This is a little MOC to my fellow MOCer, (Drumroll please) the one-and-only, spectacular, wonderful, birthday guy, give it up for MR. LEGO!!! (Cue applause)
(Walks in to garage) MR. LEGO: Hey, David, what are you working on?
Me: Oh, just working on V3 of my Safe-T-Tech V766.
MR. LEGO: Cool!! So where exactly am I??
Me: Well, youíre in my house!!! This is the garage. As you can see, *Points at ceiling* thereís no ceiling yet!!
MR. LEGO: Wow!! How do you deal with the rain??
Me: Oh, donít even get me started!! Would you fund for this house for the minifigure-homeless? Or would you like to claim your gifts?
MR. LEGO: YEAH!!! GIFTS!!!!!! Was it like last time and you gave me ANOTHER giant hamster ball?
Me: Nope! Even better!!
Evan: Hey! I heard about you a while ago! I hear that youíre a MOCer, like David!!
Me: Evan!! Whereíd you come from?
Evan: Well, thereís a big gaping hole on the side of the house.
Me: Oh, yeah. So MR. LEGO, ready for your presents? Then come on in!!!
MR. LEGO: WOW!! You got me a microscope!!!
Me: Actually, thatís mine. Iíll show you your presents over here. *Points to living room*
MR. LEGO: But I want the pretty crystal!!!
Me: All, right. You can have that.
Me: This is your first present, generously donated by Evan here.
MR. LEGO: WOW!! A CANNON!!!! AWESOME!!
Me: It gets better!
Angela: Can you guys keep it down?
Me: So do you want to give MR. LEGO his gift?
Angela: Sure, well here it is!
MR. LEGO: AWESOME!! A MINIGUN!! WHO NEEDS BRICKARMS??
Me: Ok, on to my present! Hereís a guitar gun!!
MR. LEGO: WOW!!! *Fires guitar gun* David, you have been watching Sons of Guns too much lately!!
Me: Yes, yes I have. Hereís my next gift: a butler that looks like me!!
(In cybernetic voice): How may I help you?
MR. LEGO: SWEET!!!
MR. LEGO: Iím gonna be rockín out for a while!!
Me: Anyways, the D-Butler can serve you drinks, food, even Lego!! And the D-Butler has a defence mode!
D-Butler: Boxer mode activated.
Me: Also, thereís a Zombie Apoc mode!!
Me: Thereís also a Jedi mode!!
*D-Butler slashes Lightsaber*
Me: Ok, itís on!!
MR. LEGO: Ok round one, FIGHT!!
MR. LEGO: Oh!! David brings down the butler in the classic cornering slash!!
MR. LEGO: But the D-Butler kicks him across the carpet!!
MR. LEGO: Ok, now they switch places!!
*D-Butler changes into British outfit*
D-Butler: FIRE!!! BOOMMMM!!!
*Smash, BOOM!! CLATTER!!*
MR. LEGO: You all right?!?!?
Me: Iím fine, not so sure about the wall, though.
Me: Wow, thatís a big hole in the wall!
*Both change to normal*
Me: Well played, my copy.
MR. LEGO: Can I drive your car now??
Me: Well, how else are you going to get all these guns home???
MR. LEGO: Thanks for the gift!! I wonít crash you car hopefully!!
Me: Ok, just donít hit the red button!!
MR. LEGO: WHAT???
Computer: *Self destruct in 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1.. BOOOMMMMM!!!!!
MR. LEGO: AHHHHHHH!!!! Wow, what a ride!!!
Me: Well, I know what you need next year: A Hazmat suit!!
MR. LEGO: You can say that again!!
Me: Happy Birthday, man!!!
Why do people think British use cannons and look like that?
I like it
~~ Patrick~~ .
December 10, 2011
Great job! You asked me in one of my mocs if Iwould join the TFOLPC forum, well I tried joining the tfol private club today and it said "You have joined the group", but also, "This is a private group. Only members of the group can see this page".