Just because Shannon makes it doesn't mean it deserves a 5. In my opinion, it's a cheesy idea that a 8 year old could build. And if he [the 8 year old] posted it [after having a sub-par MOCpages track-record], it would get an average of a 2. With you having such an accomplished resume on MOCpages, you can get away with a lot, but even you can't get away with this. Something better looking though [like your graffitti vig or the 80's Cool Crew] can pass the buck, but [I'm being impartial] this isn't funny, not a good build, so I give it 2/5.
As simplistic as it is surreal, but hey, we can't descriminate...there's no rules prohibiting the undead from taking part in sporting events. They must be going for gold...Aztec gold that is! Great, simple quirky little moc!