It's Halloween! And just like everyone else, The Joker and Harley Quinn are out Trick or Treating.......... Oh, and just in case you can't work it out, Joker's speech is in purple and Harley's is in red........
"Ahhhh...... Don't you just love Christmas?"
"But Mistah J! It's Halloween!"
"I know. I'm just sayin', I love Christmas! Halloween's great too though but you know what really get's me?"
"The bats....... I hate 'em......"
"(Giggles) Oh you're so silly puddin'!"
"Huh?... Who's THAT?!"
"Hey! Hey you!"
"Wrong comic kiddo."
"Oh Mistah J, you're so mean... Just how I love you! (Giggles again as the kid runs off crying.)
"Joker! At last we meet again!"
(Spins round as does Harley)"Oh..."
"Finally we can fight it out to the bitter end!"
"Yeah. Nice try. Run along kid before you have a nasty accident."
"Aww.... dang'it. I thought I had Batman good! Great costume by the way mister! You look just like him! Well... from the pictures I've seen on TV!"
(Sarcastically)"Gee... Thanks kid."
"Awww! He's so cute! Can we keep him puddin'?"
"No we can't. Why would you want to keep something like that Harl'?"
(To Harley) "Hmmm.... You're not too bad. The costume could use a little work though."
(Sniggers as Harley looks offended.)
(Pointing across the street.) "Now THERE'S a great Harley costume!"
(Bursts out laughing wildly as Harley looks on open-mouthed and offended.)
"That looks nothin' like me! Does it puddin'?"
(Keeps laughing uncontrollably.)
"Does it really make me look that fat? I hadn't realized my bum looked so big in it!"
(Starting to calm down to catch breath.)
"Aww! Poor Harl's! HAHAA!"
(Looking sad then points up the street.) "LOOK Mistah' J!"
(Looks up the road and pulls a blank, stony face, annoyed at what he sees.)
(Starts laughing madly as the Joker looks on annoyed.)
(Falls on the floor, rolling around with laughter.)
(Blankly)"That's not funny."