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"Et Tu, Stu?"
The Second MOC-Murder Tag. Entry number 1.
About this creation
"Et Tu, Stu?"


Boss: "Thats it, Stu! I'm going to be blunt. You're a terrible director! We've lost so much money in the last month because of you, its not even funny! So don't try to pull off another joke!
Stu: "Must I endure all this? Must I observe you? I’ll use you for my mirth…"
Boss: "Another crack, eh? Anyways, I heard they are looking for work over at a new theater, maybe you could get work there, because..."
Stu: “Ye gods it doth amaze me that a man of such feeble temper should so get the start of the majestic world.”
Boss: "YOU'RE FIRED!"


*BOOT*


Stu: "Hark, maybe I should go check out that other theater."


Director: "Hark, ye doth cometh here for ye auditions?"
Stu: "Auditions? Hark, I doth guess so."


Director: "Great! Here's your script! You'll receive your first paycheck after the audition!"
Stu: "Huh!? Paycheck!? Script!? Thy magnificence overwhelms me, your magnificentcy."
Director: "Uh, yeah, just go get on stage. Stay not to answer me but get thee gone."


Director: "OK! Action!"
Director: "BTW sorry for the mess, we're still building the theater."


Stu: "I doth loveth ye, ye doth loveth I, we're a happy family..."
Director: "He thinks too much. Such men are dangerous."


Stu: "Thy monkey hath stealeth yonder hat of mine!"
Monkey: "And for mine own part I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving the bad air."
Stu: "Wow."


Monkey: "Cry havoc, and let slip the monkeys of war."


Director: "Nice! I like it! It wasn't in the script, but I like it!"


Director: "Shall I be frightened when a madman stares?"
Stu: "You don't want to know."


Director: "Whatever. By the way, you have a herd of angry time-traveling ostriches behind you."
Stu: "Right, I have a..."


Stu: "A HERD OF ANGRY TIME-TRAVELING OSTRICHES BEHIND ME!?!?!?!"
Director: "Do not fear, lend me your ear. Go get a **** prop from the box, idiot."


*five minutes later*
Stu: "Umm..."


Stu: "Eh, I hath forgoteth ye last line of mine. Let me get yonder script."
Director: "Read it. Read it instantly!”


Stu: *reading*


Stu: "OK, whatever. Et Tu, Stu?"


Stu (L): "YE HOLY CRAP!!!"
Stu (R): “Oh now you weep, and I feel you perceive the dint of pity. Seek-burn-fire-kill-slay."


*Stabbing, squelching, kicking, occasional grunt*

"Ah, the sweet sound of the dying breath."
"Et Tu, Stu?"


The end.


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FOURTH DIMENSION
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Aha, and here is the first MMT2 entry! I have chosen to kill the honorable Stuart Dehaley, and help add to the pain with making fun of his losing MOC-Olympics entry, and then topping it off with a very strange type of suicide. Ah. What fun.

About the build - the stage and scene itself is not very well build. Why? I was trying to make the impression of a cheap sleazy stage that was not only cheap and sleazy, but also in the works of being build.

Anyways, I had fun killing Stu and I hope he has fun killing the next victim!

Thanks everyone!



Comments

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  January 18, 2012
ah, poor stu..... its always the mimes who get maimed(if he was a mime).
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  January 9, 2012
This is awsome dude! Very nice creation and good work! can you come see my u-boat?
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  December 29, 2011
Consider this the first comment made and directed by the super team: Awesome!, Funny and A great plot but it lacks all the important stuf- oh wait i just noticed the axe welding monkey, my mistake, Nice theatre but it lacks the red curtains that it needs.Also why did you make the director so ugly?:D
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  December 22, 2011
Dear Flare! You crestion is awesome, more than awesome (but I don't know what a word I can use :D).
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  December 20, 2011
This is such a weird creation!!! The only reference I got was from Julius caesar and that was funny!
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  December 18, 2011
Quoting Sebeus I What's with you and ostriches ? I don't like ostriches, not at all :P
Thats funny, I don't either, actually :P
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  December 18, 2011
What's with you and ostriches ? I don't like ostriches, not at all :P
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  December 3, 2011
Great MOC, and hilarious story! Poor Stu...
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  November 29, 2011
LOVE IT IT WAS AWESOME!!
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  November 29, 2011
Oh I just now realized that it was Flare wearing a Stu mask. Duh. :P
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  November 27, 2011
Quoting Dane Kunes Very creative, excellent shots too. I wanted to ask you, did you get my email?
Yes, I got it, sorry i haven't responded yet.
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  November 27, 2011
Very creative, excellent shots too. I wanted to ask you, did you get my email?
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  November 22, 2011
Ha! Poor Stu! ~Ryan
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  November 22, 2011
Good work on using the faces.
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  November 21, 2011
Haha, nice.
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  November 19, 2011
Ha, this is perfect! I agree with what Popcorn said 100%! Great job parodying it! Keep it up Flare! - KP
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  November 19, 2011
Dude, this just plain BRILLIANT! The storyline fits perfectly along with the pics. Great job! So hilarious!
Flare .
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~~ Patrick~~ ™
  November 18, 2011
haha, poor Stu :P
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  November 14, 2011
Ok, this is one of the weirdest MOCtags I have ever seen.
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  November 14, 2011
Nice work! Funny death too. :)
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  November 14, 2011
Hm..Interesting. I really like your theater MOC.
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  November 14, 2011
Quoting Stuart Delahay Oh man, murdered on several levels! At my own game too! Well Ben, i'm flattered and also disappointed that the rules say I now can't murder you back! This is all because of that joke at the Mocies wasn't it? Still, extremely creative method which I shall have to try and top with my intended target. Who shall it be? Oh, I shall have my revenge too.....
Thanks ;)
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  November 14, 2011
Oh man, murdered on several levels! At my own game too! Well Ben, i'm flattered and also disappointed that the rules say I now can't murder you back! This is all because of that joke at the Mocies wasn't it? Still, extremely creative method which I shall have to try and top with my intended target. Who shall it be? Oh, I shall have my revenge too.....
 I made it 
  November 14, 2011
Quoting Stuart Lucas Ha ha, good parody! I'm sure you'll do well with this one. I'm equally sure that Stu will find a subtle or not-so-subtle way to pay you back... if only because you spelt his name wrong!
;)
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  November 14, 2011
Ha ha, good parody! I'm sure you'll do well with this one. I'm equally sure that Stu will find a subtle or not-so-subtle way to pay you back... if only because you spelt his name wrong!
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  November 13, 2011
Hilarious! Definitaley worth the wate.
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  November 12, 2011
LOL nice!
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  November 12, 2011
That's hilarious. :) I notice it's the same stage you used in your Cubans MOC. :P
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  November 12, 2011
Cool! Bonus points if you know Brutus is in the vocative case... ah, how I loveth thee, third year Latin of university :).... oh, wait, I just gave you the answer...
  November 12, 2011
Poor little stu :( :(
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  November 12, 2011
Heh...nice...
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  November 12, 2011
Haha!! This is awesome;D
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  November 12, 2011
Tis a strange suicide, but behold there twas yet still is a second Stu seeking revenge. If thou is reading this thou should run and hide for fear of his anger.
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  November 12, 2011
Hahaha! Burn! Fantastic entry, I can't wait to see Stu's reaction!
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  November 12, 2011
Quoting Chris Stone Haha very good job! So glad you finally got around to uploading your entry! I think Stuart may be a little mad about your bashing of his MO entry.
Thanks! :)
  November 12, 2011
Haha very good job! So glad you finally got around to uploading your entry! I think Stuart may be a little mad about your bashing of his MO entry.
 
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