Kai: Do you want to race?
Master Shifu: No.
Kai: Why not?
Master Shifu: I don't have a car.
Kai: How about I give you 1,000 dollars so you can build a car.
Master Shifu: O.K. But I don't know how to build a car.
Kai: Ask Hikaru. He's a building and a repairing ninja.
5 hours later...
Kai: Wow!
Kai: That seat looks comfy.
Bacon: SSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: Bacon!?!?
Master Shifu: What? It runs on bacon.