This is a long one. Feel free to skip the first part if you like.
About this creation
Soldier: hey guys! Its us again, and this time we're going for a vacation to CARMEL, CALIFORNIA!
Clone gunner: we're gonna go to Big Sur, and-
Soldier: HEY! CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST FOUND!!
clone gunner: oh my god! What is THAT?
Soldier: i dunno... but hey, it has buttons! press the one on the top!
(clone trooper presses button)
(camera screen lights up) Clone gunner: WHOA! Loook at the screen... wait, is that US on that screen??
soldier: yeeaah... THAT'S US AT THE BLOCK PARTY!!
Soldier: This device could be a weapon... or a UFO... or, or... an ESPIONAGE PROBE!!!!
Soldier: do you know what this means!? Private information of our lives leaking out into the public!!
Soldier: we have to do something about this! We have to find someone who knows about this!
(random minifigure walks in) Random minifig: Hey, strangers! Hey... you've found the sacred CAMERA!
Soldier: You know about this device!?? What does it do? Is it an enemy weapon?!
Random minifigure: Oh... its not a weapon... its used for taking pictures!
Random minifig: YEAH! And from what i've seen... people take pictures of you guys and post the pictures on this website called Mocpages!
Random minifig: once the pictures are on Moc... it's on the web for everyone in the world to see!
Soldier: THIS IS SPYING! I DEMAND THIS DEVICE GOES TO WHERE ALL THE ESPIONAGE TRASH SHOULD BELONG!!!!
(later...) Clone: wow... the place where all espionage devices go is the regular trash can?
Random minifig: Bleeaach... this place smells like this is where slugs go to die!
Soldier: OK... on 3, push this into the trash! one... two... THREE! uuuuhggggggnuuuuuggggggaaannn....
Random minifig: wow... you guys need some help?
Soldier: no thank you, citizen! uuuuuuugghhnyaaaa!!
random fig: no, but your eyes look like they're about to burst out of your head.
Soldier: Nonsense! GGRRRRRAAAAGHNAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGNNNN... (camera doesn't budge)
Random fig: I'm gonna go get something...
Clone: WHOA! A flamethrower!!!
Random fig: yup. i knew someday it would come in handy.
random fig: HAAHAHAHAAAA (starts to scorch the camera)
Soldier: well, that worked.
ME: GUYS! CMON WERE LEAVING FOR CARMEL IN 5 MINUTES!
Clone: well, looks like we gotta go soon...
Soldier: well, looks like your gonna come along, citizen
Random fig: cool! and call me chuck!
Clone: OK... let's look to see if there's any more weird espionage devices around here.
Clone: nope. doesn't look like it.
Clone: im gonna get to the car first!!
Soldier: well im riding shotgun!
ME: forget it! None of you can sit in the front seat... because none of you are taller than two inches high!
Soldier: well, im gonna solve the problem of not being tall enough!
Soldier: I've done it guys! Now that I stacked a few bricks on my head...
Soldier: ...now I'm WAY taller than two inches!
ME: JUST GET IN THE BACK SEAT!
(later, in the car) Chuck: wow! this is gonna be so much fun!
Soldier: all but the car ride. the ride is boring.
Chuck: well, make it more interesting with some MUSIC!
clone: no. wait...
Chuck: A MILLION PIECES OF LEGO ON THE WALL, A MILLION PIECES OF LEGO! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE THOUSAND- NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE PIECES OF LEGO ON THE WALL!
Soldier and clone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!
(23 minutes later) Chuck: 546 THOUSAND PIECES OF LEGO ON THE WALL, 546 THOUSAND PIECES OF LEGO! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 545 THOUSAND- 999 PIECES OF LEGO ON THE WALL!
Soldier: stop! stop! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!
(an hour later) Chuck: 1 PIECE OF LEGO ON THE WALL, 1 PIECE OF LEGO! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 0 PIECES OF LEGO ON THE WALL! Whoo hoo! That's a great song!
Chuck: anyone else know any good songs?
Soon, after driving, we arrive at some beach.
A clearer shot of the water.
Soldier: HAH! We just climbed this tree!
Soldier: Now how should we get down?
Chuck: im scared of heights!!!
Chuck: HEY! look! A giant pack of SEAGULLS! I wanna chase them!
Soldier: No. you shouldn't. They're way too big for you.
Chuck: TINY??? HAH! They look puny!
Soldier: Well, from here of course they look tiny, but they're huge from up close einstein!
Then, we stopped for a look at the Carmel Mission.
Clone trooper: eeeew... look at the architecture! It's SO old school!
ME: No duh stupid, this was made hundreds of years ago!
Clone: oh. no kidding!
Then, we got to our hotel
Chuck: COOOL! So this is the FIRE thing that everybody is talking about! I'm gonna poke it!
Soldier: You don't really get around much, do you?
Chuck: and this is Moc! ooh... looks like you have already been posted on the internet.
soldier: I WANT TO SEE THOSE MOCPAGES GUYS IN COURT!!!
Clone: cool! We have a giant pool!
Soldier: I think I need to go to the restroom...
A shot of our hotel room
ME: well, if you have to go to the bathroom, go NOW!
Soldier: WHERE'S MY PRIVACY!?!?
Soldier: cool! look guys! It's a tree our scale size!
Chuck: uh... so why are we doing this again?
Soldier: Were gonna see the manager of this hotel in COURT because they didn't have any channel about LEGOS!!!!!!!
Clone: Who's that guy?
Soldier: Is he a minifigure? Because if so, I only have to attend to court 1 time, to sue those Moc guys!
Clone: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay jelly beans! yay yay yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! There so yummy! yaaaaaay!
ME: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Haven't you guys been in the SAND?
The "great" scenic view from the window.
Chuck: How long are we going to continue to stare at this?
Soldier: COOL! LOOK! WE'RE RIDING ON A SNOWFLAKE!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A FREAK SNOWSTORM IN CARMEL! WHOO HOO! SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SN-
me: GET OFF THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
Clone: Hey, food! lets- HEY! I can't reach the food! What is this, some kind of hoax!?
ME: blockhead. Even though minifigures are pretty much blocks stuck together.
The great sunset here at carmel
Chuck: THE SKY IS ON FIRE!!!!
The guys wanted to make an "exploding bomb" hollywood scene.
Next, we went to a restaurant to have our Thanksgiving dinner.
Chuck: HEY! LET'S EAT THESE SUGAR PACKETS!
ME: I'm thankful for three very stupid and annoying minifigures.
the guys get sugar- hyped and start break dancing.
Chuck: So, what happens if I fall again?
Soldier: You freeze to death and you smell like lemons for the rest of your life.
Soldier: Cmon! lift that barbell 58 more times!
I don't really know what the guys were doing with the knife right here.
Sugar- hyped again.
eeeeeeeeeew! Stop! you guys were in the sand!
Had to trap the guys before they got sugar- hyped for the 3rd time.
Clone: let us out in the name of sugar!!!
The next day...
Chuck: I CANT WAIT FOR BIG SUR!!! AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE FAT GUY!
Chuck: Big Sir... Sir means MAN, so it means BIG MAN, Like FAT MAN!
soldier: No, but SIR is spelt with a "U" like "SUR".
Chuck: NONSENSE! I CAME HERE TO SEE A FAT GUY!
Soldier: Whoa! look at those waves!
Clone: you know... this could make a great tsunami scene for the movie: "LEGO 2012"
Soldier: i couldn't agree more.
Clone: Do you guys hear something coming?
ME: your supposed to start burying them from the FEET! Not the HEAD!
Soldier: heeere little ladybug!
A great picture of a place in Big Sur, oddly, that I can remember from my 5th grade textbook.
Chuck: HEY! That butterfly you guys told me about doesn't look like butter at all! WHY DO YOU LIE SO MUCH!?!?!?
Soldier: i have to go to the bathroom...
Clone: Well, looks like the end of this trip!
Soldier: I wish there was some good radio stations here.
Chuck: (thinking) Music!
Chuck: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES!
Soldier and Clone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Well, I have to say I really enjoyed making this moc. Rate or comment, because i know you cracked up at least once or twice!
Three siggies?I only have 2.My siggy and the Lego Commander Wolffe.Any ways,I cracked up three or four times.I should do this next time I get out of my Brickcave and go somewhere other than school.(Ugh.Grade 9.)