Captain's Log. Stardate blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. We are on a diplomatic mission to Roplaner IV where we plan to sign a treaty with a recently discovered speices. Dr. Indy, who majors in extral terrestrial science, is coming with us and will help us during our mission.
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Chekov: Captain, sensors detecting a distortion of some sort 9,000 kilometers ahead.
Wait, it alomst seems to be like a planet of some sort. But, it's not exactly a sphere, almost like a blob of a new universe or dimension.
Kirk: That's strange. Dr. Indy, do you have any info on the planet's surface, if it has one?
Indy: Hmm. No lifeforms, but it is suitable for life. Nothing like this has ever been documented.
Helmsman: Captain, there seems to be a collection of energy. Enough to destroy the ship!
Kirk: Any reaction to our presence?
Helmsman: Yes sir. The concentration of it has been shifting.
Kirk: Our mission can wait. Mr. Chekov, set a course for Roplaner IV at warp nine. Any disturbances, take us out of here.
Kirk: Transporter room, stand by. Mr. Spock, Dr. Indy, follow me. Chekov, you're in charge.
Kirk: Where are we?
Redshirt: Captain Kirk! Welcome to heaven!
Indy: Amazing! You're alive, but you're not!
Kirk: So this is where half my away teams have been! It's good to see you again, Ensign Johnson.
Redshirt: Jenkins, sir.
Indy: Captain, I don't feel so good...
Spock: He's dead, Jim.
Kirk: Oh, don't be a McCoy! But how did he just drop dead?
Indy: I'm over here, sir!
Indy: It's the shirt, right? How could nobody have warned me!
Kirk: I don't beleive this...
To all those who don't know much about Star Trek:
James Kirk is the captain and in the tan shirt.
Spock is in the blueshirt.
Dr. Indy is me! Not canon ot the show.
McCoy is the head Doctor on the ship nad is always pronouncing somone dead, saying, "He's dead, Jim."
You can google redshirt, but here's a little explanation:
They are the extras in the show, most security guards, who die all the time.