Drunken idiot 1: “So I says, ‘Wot kind of a fool do ya take me for?’ and he says-“
Drunken idiot 2: “Hold up der, mate! Lookey here! Its one of dem funny hat-men dat never reacts, even when you do all sorts o’ crazy stuff to ‘em!”
Drunken idiot 1: “Awh, dat’s rubbish! Dey all react, its just a matter of finding der week spot”
Drunken idiot 2: “Allrighty, lets prove it: da first man to get a rise outta him, gets ten shillings.”
Drunken idiot 1: “Normally, I’d say ‘no deal’, but since I’ve got half-a-bottle of gin in me, I’ll take you up on dat offer!”
Drunken idiot 2: “My turn first since its my shilling. I’ve got a rotten fish here, and I’m gonna put it under his nose. My, is it rank! Hey, is he ‘movin?”
Drunken idiot 1: “Nah, not a muscle. He must ‘ave a snout of steel, dis one!”
Drunken idiot 1: “Now its my turn! I’m going da traditional route! Here, chappey, take a look at me bum! Pretty, ‘ain’t she? Hahaha!”
Drunken idiot 2: “You stupid pikey, he ain’t moved a centimeter and you’ve just gone and embarrassed yourself by expousin your bloomin bum!”
Drunken idiot 1: “Well, you got a better idea? Dat was prime ‘reaction-getting’ material I just did; if he don’t go for dat, he ain’t gonna go for anyting else!”
Drunken idiot 2: “I do got a better idea, you ninny! Just watch…Fellow, I gots sumtin ta say to you, so listen up: YOUR MUM’S SHEPHARD PIE TASTES LIKE FILTH! Now, wot ‘ave you got to say ta dat?”
BANG, BANG, BANG!!!
I bought a Royal Guard minifig and decided to make a little scene with him. I know there are hundreds of great little scenes with this fig already out there, but I figure the world is big enough to accommodate a hundred-and-one scenes :)
As a side note, work is really eating into my schedule, but rest assured, I will have more MOCs to upload in the coming weeks, including an addition to my long-delayed “Olympia” series. Stay tuned!
Hehe that little story was cool. Reminded me when I was in England :D.
I like it
December 7, 2011
Even though there are a lot of scenes of this minifigure out there already yours has to be one of the best, not only because of the built itself but mostly because you managed to capture an English accent very well, great work chap ;)