I am a talentless douche so I built something that automatically levels up in badass just by affiliation.
They are autobots - their names are Bladechain and Choke. Choke has a white moustache, Bladechain has four legs, but the thing that makes the bi***es crawl, is the fact that they are a badass motherf***ing transparent orange chainsaw.
Transforming the head-end of Bladechain.
"These are my legs"
"Four of them, yes?"
His clompy clog-feet.
Two left feet! And two right feet too!
Yo dawg I herd u liek TOCs so I put a TOC in your TOC so you can cut ice while you cut ice.