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Secret Santa Revealed
So Santa got beat up when he came last year -- this year is going to be different! Plus, I'll tell you who sent me this bignette!
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One Year Later ...

So Santa came back, and indeed brought a gun,
He said,"So you thought last year was so much fun?



I've come back for revenge, you redneck jerk,
keep those hands up while I get to work."



He put our presents under the tree,
all the while he kept that gun on me.
He snarled and laughed while threating my life,
his mistake: he forgot about my wife.




Now she is caring and she is giving,
but don't mess with her if you want to go on living!
She said his name, then he said "What!?!"
Then she planted her foot in his big fat gut!





She started to pummel him, and I dove for gun,
then climbed up on the bed to watch the fun!





An upper cut proved that she was the aggressor,
then she bashed his face right into the dresser!



The beating continued and Santa started to cry,
But Mitzi just scolded him: "Shut up or die!"



Finally she tired of hearing him scream and shout,
and with a swift kick she threw his butt out!



Now each Christmas Santa comes to our house quite early,
because if he doesn't, Mitzi will give him a swirly!



Now that you've endured my little rhyme,
cheer up, buckos, it's revealing time!
It wasn't Phipson, Hansi, or Bones
This was given to me by the good Dr. Lee Jones!

Many thanks to Lee for the thoughtful gift, as well as for the laughs and good cheer over the years!

Just as a side note, the funniest thing that happened last year at Brickworld was Lee shoving me out of the way like a bag of Megablocks so he could dash over to give Mitzi a hug when we arrived!

Warmest wishes to all of the Secret Santas and to all of you who've had fun guessing who built what for whom. We'll do it all again next year, but 'til then, so long!



Comments

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  February 18, 2012
wait in the first Pic... was santa a perv???
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  January 21, 2012
Even funnier is that I emailed the PDF of the now banned moc to everyone close to the time that this moc was posted - the gang still didn't catch on? Good thing they are all so cute, because they ain't so bright ;-). Enjoy my friend. Lee.
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  January 1, 2012
HAHA! nice!
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  January 1, 2012
Well I was WAY off on this one... and probably on a lot of others (Leda's for sure since that's where I guessed Lee). I'm not going to do anything as fancy as this for my post, just a simple comment on my moc for the reveal. Happy New Year to you and the family! ~ Chris.
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  January 1, 2012
Yes! I got this one right!
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  December 31, 2011
Well, I was completely off base. Great poem, seems every holiday MOC has one these days! Even I've been sucked into the vortex, and I generally abhor writting poetry! Again, great rhyme, and great gift!
 
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