Power: Shape-shifting, control over water, immense speed
Likes: Cookies, women, scarves, believing himself to be sexy
Dislikes: Porn NOT being in this store
Occupation: Zamboni for hire
Ethnicity: Puerto Rican
Theme: Thicker Than Water - H2O
Story: Xedillian is from the same planet as Ebony and Reztok. Unlike them, he seemingly rejects the culture of his homeland, and instead acts like a moron.