Humperdink's brute squad is cleaning out the thieve's forest. At this point, Fizzik and Inigo have found Westley dead in the pit of despair. Inigo isn't giving up though, and they go to the one person who might be able to help...
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Miracle Max: Go away!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Miracle Max: What? What? Inigo: Are you the Miracle Max, the one who worked for the king all those years? Miracle Max: The king's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Miracle Max: Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad! Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad. Miracle Max: You are the brute squad? Inigo: We need a miracle. It's very important. Miracle Max: Look, I'm retired. Besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanna make the miracle! Inigo: He's already dead! Miracle Max: He is huh? I'll take a look. Bring him in.
Miracle Max: I've seen worse.
Inigo: Sir? Miracle Max: Huh? Inigo: We're in a terrible rush. Miracle Max: Don't rush me sonny. Rush a miracle man and you get rotton miracles. You got money? Inigo: 65. Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little! Except for once, and that was a very noble cause. Inigo: This is noble sir. His wife is crippled. Children are on the brink of starvation. Miracle Max: Well are you a rotten liar! Inigo: I need him to avenge my father! Murdered these twenty years! Miracle Max: Your first story was better. Miracle Max: Where's that bellows cramp? He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him. Inigo: He's dead, he can't talk. Miracle Max: Well, look who knows so much! Well, it just happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead. Please open his mouth. Miracle Max: Mostly dead is slightly alive. All dead, well, with all dead, there is usually only one thing you can do. Inigo: What's that? Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change. Miracle Max: Heeey! Hello in there! Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for? Westley: Truuuuuuue Loooooove. Inigo: True love, did you hear that? You can't find a more noble cause than that! Miracle Max: Sorry. True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for nice MLT, a mutten, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, with the mutten nice and lean with the tomatoes ripe...They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said! He distinctly said "To Blave," which everybody knows means, to bluff. So you were probably playing cards and he cheated! Valerie: Liar! LIAR! Miracle Max: Get back witch! Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not sure I even want to be that anymore! Miracle Max: You never had it so good! Valerie: True Love, he said "True Love", Max. Miracle Max: Not another word, Valerie. Valerie: He's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered. Miracle Max: Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name! Valerie: What, Humperdinck? Miracle Max: Aaaigh! Valerie: Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Miracle Max: I'm not listening. Valerie: You're life's expiring, and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help. Miracle Max: Nobody's hearing nothing! Valerie: Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Inigo: This is Buttercup's true love! If you heal him, he will stop Humperdink's wedding! Miracle Max: Wait, wait! If I heal him, humperdink suffers? Inigo: Humiliations galore! Miracle Max: Haha! That is a noble cause! Give me the 65. I'm on the job! Inigo: That a miracle pill? Valerie: The chocolate coating makes it go down easier, but you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency, and he shouldn't go in swimming after for at least-- Miracle Max: An hour-- Valerie: Yeah, an hour-- Miracle Max: A good hour. Valerie: Bye-bye boys! Miracle Max: Have fun storming the castle! Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It'd take a miracle.
The inside of the house. Not very impressive unfortunatly.
I tip my hat to you for the effort that went into writing and posting such a lengthy page. On the down side, though, the MOC itself was quite simple. While a good presentation helps immensely, it's still the MOC that's inevitably going to carry the weight of the judgement. Score of 2.