MOCpages : Share your LEGO® creations
LEGO models my own creation MOCpages toys shop Miracle MaxCastle
Welcome to the world's greatest LEGO fan community!
Explore cool creations, share your own, and have lots of fun together.  ~  It's all free!
Miracle Max
My entry for the MOCalathon. The category is, The Princess Bride.
About this creation
My entry for the MOCalathon.

Team: Team HotRod
Category: The Princess Bride

Humperdink's brute squad is cleaning out the thieve's forest. At this point, Fizzik and Inigo have found Westley dead in the pit of despair. Inigo isn't giving up though, and they go to the one person who might be able to help...

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Miracle Max: Go away!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

Miracle Max: What? What?
Inigo: Are you the Miracle Max, the one who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The king's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!

BANG!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

Miracle Max: Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad!

Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.

Miracle Max: You are the brute squad?
Inigo: We need a miracle. It's very important.
Miracle Max: Look, I'm retired. Besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? I might kill whoever you wanna make the miracle!
Inigo: He's already dead!
Miracle Max: He is huh? I'll take a look. Bring him in.





Miracle Max: I've seen worse.



Inigo: Sir?

Miracle Max: Huh?

Inigo: We're in a terrible rush.

Miracle Max: Don't rush me sonny. Rush a miracle man and you get rotton miracles. You got money?

Inigo: 65.

Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little! Except for once, and that was a very noble cause.
Inigo: This is noble sir. His wife is crippled. Children are on the brink of starvation.
Miracle Max: Well are you a rotten liar!

Inigo: I need him to avenge my father! Murdered these twenty years!
Miracle Max: Your first story was better.

Miracle Max: Where's that bellows cramp? He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.
Inigo: He's dead, he can't talk.
Miracle Max: Well, look who knows so much! Well, it just happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead. Please open his mouth.

Miracle Max: Mostly dead is slightly alive. All dead, well, with all dead, there is usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Miracle Max: Heeey! Hello in there! Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for?

Westley: Truuuuuuue Loooooove.

Inigo: True love, did you hear that? You can't find a more noble cause than that!
Miracle Max: Sorry. True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for nice MLT, a mutten, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, with the mutten nice and lean with the tomatoes ripe...They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said! He distinctly said "To Blave," which everybody knows means, to bluff. So you were probably playing cards and he cheated!

Valerie: Liar! LIAR!
Miracle Max: Get back witch!
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not sure I even want to be that anymore!

Miracle Max: You never had it so good!
Valerie: True Love, he said "True Love", Max.
Miracle Max: Not another word, Valerie.
Valerie: He's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered.
Miracle Max: Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name!
Valerie: What, Humperdinck?
Miracle Max: Aaaigh!
Valerie: Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
Miracle Max: I'm not listening.
Valerie: You're life's expiring, and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help.
Miracle Max: Nobody's hearing nothing!
Valerie: Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck!

Inigo: This is Buttercup's true love! If you heal him, he will stop Humperdink's wedding!

Miracle Max: Wait, wait! If I heal him, humperdink suffers?
Inigo: Humiliations galore!
Miracle Max: Haha! That is a noble cause! Give me the 65. I'm on the job!

Inigo: That a miracle pill?
Valerie: The chocolate coating makes it go down easier, but you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency, and he shouldn't go in swimming after for at least--
Miracle Max: An hour--
Valerie: Yeah, an hour--
Miracle Max: A good hour.

Valerie: Bye-bye boys!
Miracle Max: Have fun storming the castle!

Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It'd take a miracle.

The inside of the house. Not very impressive unfortunatly.

The outside.

Until next MOC!



Comments

 I like it 
  August 11, 2012
Ha ha.I didn't get this until I watched "Princess Bride" last night.You copied the scene pretty well. Beware of ROUS's(for those who don't know,Rodents Of Unusual Size).
Shadow Master X
 I like it 
White Knight
  March 12, 2012
Very well done !>.....
 I like it 
  March 7, 2012
Hehe, one of the most memorable characters for sure! Now I'm going to get myself a nice MLT for lunch...
 I like it 
  March 6, 2012
o_O Miracles!
  March 6, 2012
I tip my hat to you for the effort that went into writing and posting such a lengthy page. On the down side, though, the MOC itself was quite simple. While a good presentation helps immensely, it's still the MOC that's inevitably going to carry the weight of the judgement. Score of 2.
  March 5, 2012
Your score = 2
 I like it 
  March 5, 2012
Great job! Loved seeing this scene in Lego and my sister will love it (she loves "The Princess's Bride") Great job!
Shadow Master X
 I like it 
Admiral Varkov
  March 4, 2012
Excellent representation of a great scene! Good Job!
 I like it 
  March 4, 2012
I like the story, but thought the build could've used some work. Score: 2
  March 4, 2012
Not a bad build, just was looking forward to more of a single solid build rather than reading the script. Score= 3
  March 4, 2012
Score = 3
 I like it 
  March 4, 2012
While the build wasn't "exceptional" I like that you did the whole scene! Nice work here, 3 points ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  March 4, 2012
This was a scene BEGGING to be done in Brick!!! EXCELLENT choice and EXCELLENT dio/photo/storyboard work. 5/5!!!
 I like it 
  March 4, 2012
Fave scene! hey just to tell ya my cyoa is up again! sorry for the wait!
 I like it 
  March 4, 2012
Nice scene!
 
By Shadow Master X
Add to my favorite builders

1
person likes this. See who.

1,029 visitors
15 comments
Added March 4, 2012
 


LEGO models my own creation MOCpages toys shop Miracle MaxCastle


You Your home page | LEGO creations | Favorite builders
Activity Activity | Comments | Creations
Explore Explore | Recent | Groups
MOCpages is an unofficial, fan-created website. LEGO® and the brick configuration are property of The LEGO Group, which does not sponsor, own, or endorse this site.
©2002-2014 Sean Kenney Design Inc | Privacy policy | Terms of use