In the near future, the World-dominating corporation, Shell, has tried their luck at harvesting the moon's vast oil reserve. We join, via live feed from a camera, two Shell astronauts as they post their flag on the lunar surface...
"Hey look, a hole that looks as if it was made just so that I could put a random flag here! What luck!"
"This is amazing! I've always wanted to do this! I'm glad I didn't get Dmitrikov's job of driving that stinky, old rover!"
"Oh, no. I guess I didn't eat the right stuff for breakfast! I shouldn't have eaten all of those freeze-dried, chocolate-covered prunes!"