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The Darwin Awards

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Here's my second entry for the 2012 MocAthalon. It's for the team
The "Expendables. I built in the category of Darwin Awards: A throwback to Kelso's contest from a few years ago. Show someone unintentionally killing themselves in the most ironic way possible. The more crazier the better but it must be "grounded" (get it... that's a burial joke there...) in reality (to a point).

All the judges have been invited to Mr. Kelso's house. Spread throughout the rooms, havoc is sure to ensue...

In the lounge Kevin Walter and Chris Phipson discuss important issues...

Walter: "Hey Chris, check this out! Mark had some iocane poison lying around."

Phipson: "Awesome! Can I see it for a minute?"

Walter: "Sure, knock yourself out."

Phipson: "Heeheehee!" He empties the poison into his glass.

Phipson: "I challenge you to a battle of wits. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead."

Walter: "Uh..."

Phipson: "Enough talk, now we drink!" He drains his glass. "What you don't know is that I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."

Chris Phipson collapses.

*Facepalm* *CRACK!*

Walter: "Ahh, my glasses! ARGH, my EYES!!!"

Kevin Walter collapses to the floor, glass fragments having been driven through his head by an ill-planned "facepalm".

Upstairs Blake Baer browses through some of Kelso's stuff...

Baer: "Hey Mark, I didn't know you had a claymore!"

Kelso: "Look but don't touch!"

Baer: "Yeah, whatever old man."

Baer: "Looks sharp."

Baer: "And heavy."

Mr. Baer commences swinging the massive blade. *Swish, swish, swish*

*Swish-THOK!*

Downstairs Heath Flor, Mister Bones, and Mark Kelso hang out by "The Eye of Chaos"...

Flor: "Hey, I thought this was a costume party."

Kelso: "Nope."

Flor: "Fine. Well, I'll go talk with Chris and Kevin."

Flor: "Looks like someone couldn't hold their liquor..."

Flor: "No point wasting good wine!"

*THUD!*

Back in the LEGO room...

Kelso: "Thanks for helping me with the "Eye" Bones. It just needs that one panel to finish up the main infrastructure."

Bones: "Want me to pass it to you?"

Kelso: "Nah, I can get it."

*CRASH!* LEGO flies everywhere as the ceiling buckles and breaks, dropping over a hundred pounds of sharp plastic onto Mr. Kelso's back.

Fortunately Mr. Bones has a portable time machine, and he decides to go back in time to before Kelso's house was built so he could warn Kelso to reinforce the ceiling.

Unfortunately, he forgot that he was in the basement and his legs are trapped underground. Even worse, Kelso is just driving up to check out his new plot...

Mr. Kelso's LEGO room.

My favourite aspect of this room is the LEGO drawers here. I never imagined that LEGO stickers used on their intended piece would ever be useful.

The lounge. Trophies from creatures Kelso claims to have hunted are mounted on the walls, though only Phipson believes him.

The oddities room. (Sorry about the bloodstains, Mr. Kelso hasn't bothered to wipe the floor yet...)

The entrance hall. (Not featured in the story, I just had some extra space.) A fountain dominates the view.

The roof has some lettering on it... See if you can guess what it would say if the other half of the house was built.

A cherry tree.

And at the back Kelso has some pet chickens. And one of their relatives...

Thanks for stopping by!

Oh, and this is all in good fun without any disrespect meant.

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Jon B

April 23, 2012

Funny stuff, and nicely built :)

I like it

Nick Pascale

April 21, 2012

Nice work! I saw your comment about HEATHER I'd like to invite you to see my tribute to her: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/318529

I made it

LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

April 5, 2012

Quoting Kevin J. Walter Score = 4

Thanks!

Kevin J. Walter

April 5, 2012

Score = 4

I like it

Katka = )

April 4, 2012

That roof thing... I own the copyright to it.

I made it

LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

April 2, 2012

Quoting Heath 'kik36' Flor LOL you're right....never leave good liquor to waste. Score= 4

So true, thanks!

I like it

Heath 'kik36' Flor

April 2, 2012

LOL you're right....never leave good liquor to waste. Score= 4

I like it

Jswish Productions

April 1, 2012

it says kelso!

I made it

LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

March 31, 2012

Quoting Mark Kelso LMAO. Score = 4

Thanks!

I like it

Mark Kelso

March 31, 2012

LMAO. Score = 4

I like it

Master Shifu Leo J

March 30, 2012

LMFAO!

I made it

LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

March 27, 2012

Quoting Mister Bones HAHAHAHA. Your score = 4

Cool, thanks!

I like it

Mister Bones

March 27, 2012

HAHAHAHA. Your score = 4

I made it

LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

March 27, 2012

Quoting Chris Phipson Iocain... I'd bet my life on it... and there are the Princesses foot prints. She's alive... or was an hour ago. Oh wait, wrong category, my bad. Funny stuff here and some nice builds. Score of 4. ~ Chris.

Thanks!

I made it

LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

March 27, 2012

Quoting Blake Baer --Woops, forgot to add a score. Score: a solid 4

Thanks!

I like it

Chris Phipson

March 27, 2012

Iocain... I'd bet my life on it... and there are the Princesses foot prints. She's alive... or was an hour ago. Oh wait, wrong category, my bad. Funny stuff here and some nice builds. Score of 4. ~ Chris.

I like it

Blake Baer

March 27, 2012

--Woops, forgot to add a score. Score: a solid 4

I like it

Blake Baer

March 27, 2012

Haha, quite humorous.

Rocky Rhodes

March 27, 2012

NIce is it kelso?

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Justin M

March 26, 2012

Haha, this is a very clever story! The build is amazing:) Great stuff, 5/5!

I like it

Noah the Lego Apprentice

March 26, 2012

Hahaha! That's hilarious! Probably the best Darwin Awards MOC in the 2012 MOCathalon!

I made it

LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

March 26, 2012

Quoting Quad ????? I think it's good enough to add to the group once you're ready.

Oh yeah, wouldn't want to forget!

Quad ?????

March 26, 2012

I think it's good enough to add to the group once you're ready.

I like it

Marc dZ

March 26, 2012

Brilliant! For both creation and your (great) sense of humor... Hope the judges will appreciate as we do.

I like it

Mr. Xenomurphy

March 26, 2012

Funny thing, I loved especially how Kevin died. Brilliant story and lots of ideas and details.

I like it

Hayden .

March 25, 2012

Cool!

I made it

LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

March 25, 2012

Quoting Quad ????? The whole story is hilarious and the build is great too! The only thing that seemed to lack was how Kevin died. Oh and maybe change the wording mentioning that the ceiling could not support the eye of chaos. Any ways Top notch!

Thanks! Unfortunately I don't know Mr. Walter as well as the others judges, so it was more difficult finding a way for him to die. I have changed the wording about the ceiling though, thanks for the advice!

I like it

Cody G

March 25, 2012

Haha, very nice. A couple of the rooms look a little cluttered, but overall a very good build.

I like it

Michael Kringe

March 25, 2012

HAHAHA, very nice work! I love the joke with the dinosaur.

I like it

Quad ?????

March 24, 2012

The whole story is hilarious and the build is great too! The only thing that seemed to lack was how Kevin died. Oh and maybe change the wording mentioning that the ceiling could not support the eye of chaos. Any ways Top notch!

I like it

LWC guy

March 24, 2012

Lol! Brilliant.

I like it

Jared .

March 24, 2012

Hm... the first one seems familiar... man in college drinks some poison everyday and proves he can build up an immunity, then one day gets sick, but continues to drink the poison... and dies?