King for a day! W00t!

I have one whole day to do whatever I want... lets see... besides world peace and sending Hillary Clinton to the moon, I have a few things in mind to do today...


At 9:00, after a delicious breakfast, I will sit in my new throne made out of gold and chocolate. Yum!


Comfortable? Check.
Delicious? Check.
Expensive? Check.


OK, after I start to eat my throne, I will have another ingenious idea. At 11:00 I will order a chocolate river with a chocolate boat! Perfect! Now I don't need to eat my throne anymore :D


By 13:00 I am getting quite bored, so I will decide to spice things up a bit. I will hire a group of people to cheer for me! Yay! There is nothing better than a bunch of people constantly cheering for me!


At 15:00 I will hire a famous Italian sculptor to make a sculpture of me from black marble. Very nice work, Luigi!


Oh yeah, and throughout the day I will put all those mooners, streakers, and rowdy partiers under arrest.


Ah... what a good day. But wait, I have more...


17:00 - Chuck Norris!

Of course, for the rest of the day I would have Chuck Norris demonstrating all those dang awesome facts about him.


Demonstration of the fact that Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.


Aw... the day's almost over :( I had so much fun :D Well, I guess I'll just have to keep watching Chuck Norris's demonstrations :D


Chuck Norris!

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