Since there is no progress with my "Spectre" I offer this, hopefully delightful, product of my own imagination to you.
About this creation
... High voltage-cannon, small what-ever launchers and a double-beam-barrel ...
... some fat ass (your mom would fit in there tightly) ...
... you could use them to splatter your enemies, if they couldn't outrun the damn thing so easily ...
... keeps the fat bitch above the ground (hardest job of them all, consumes 90%
of the power out-put and is the reason why the high voltage-cannon has to tickle enemies to their death)