Wow. I am used to reading really bad grammar and spelling, but i had no idea what was going on! "teh horra!", come on! at least take the time to type it out, "the horror!". Also, what's so weird about WWII airforce pilots (who you should be thanking instead of making fun of), and cowgirls? (1.Horrible spelling and grammar more-than-likely due to laziness 2. Making fun of armed forces veterans and women=FAIL)
It is kinda funny, but when you're taking pictures, stand far away from the set. Then zoom in all the way and adjust from that angle. The pics will be MUCH clearer. :) Also if you have a digital camera with macro mode, use it.