Jetpack Guy was reverse engineered from recycled black and white televisions from a planet known by locals as Earth. He fled the chaos of Earth almost immediately on a meditation pilgrimage to the swamps of Octrode...
About this creation
Do these jet-packs make my hips look fat?
Epic Action Move "the Standing Soccer Kick"
I'm looking for my lost, what was it again, oh yeah, Inner Peace!
No inner peace hiding under the couch. Ah yes, to the swamps of Octrode!
I think this is what I'm supposed to do. Hmmmmmmmmm...
**an approaching "Octrodelian Swampwalker"**
Rats, there goes my Life-force. *gasp*
Octrodelian Swampwalker: Nothing to see here folks! But while you're here, could I interest you in a vacation package to the beautiful swamps of Octrode?? No? Okay then, Bye!
Fourth Wall Commentary: Here's a little something for you. Used up most of my Jetpacks in the process. Looks like old 1960s tvs to me. I have more posts coming soon.