One of my first vignettes. Built late 2010-early 2011.
About this creation
Indiana Jones has just barely escaped from the Soviets in an Area 51 warehouse. Although he is out of immediate danger, he still needs to find a way out of the mysterious complex. We join the adventurer as he stumbles upon a peculiar neighborhood...
Indy: "Hmmmmmmm. I wonder why everyone here is so pale? Mabye they don't get enough vitamin D in their diet." *wr-wr-wr-wr* "Uh-oh! An alarm! Wait a minute, this must be a nuclear test facility! I have to find an ice-box to hop in!"
Indy: "Whoa, you scared me. Where did you come from?" Mason: "The name's Mason, and I just spawned here. Listen, you'd better run because there's some 5 year-old nut on the other end with an X-box controller, and he won't hesitate to kill you." Indy: "Spawning, 5 year-old nuts, and an X-box? Just when I didn't think things could get any weirder. Wait, if that kid wouldn't hesitate to kill me, then why am I not dead?" Mason: "Oh, he's probably switching classes or something..." Indy: "For seven minutes?" Mason: "Yep. Uh-oh! He's getting back on! Must...resist...it...NOOOooooooo!!" Indy: "Mason, are you okay?" Mason: "yo, sup foo. i is teh masta of brack opps. yuo dont mez wit me! i is lik levl 9! DIE!!"