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Comedy Show.
WARNING: THIS SHOW CONTAINS BLOOD, VIOLENCE, CRUDE AND INSULTING JOKES. YFOLS, CLONETARDS, HALO KIDDIES AND MEGA BLOKS NOT ADMITTED.
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HOST: Um, thank you for that, er, 'interesting' tutorial on how to butcher animals.
BUTCHER: Anytime, Bud.



HOST: Would you quit calling me Bud!? I hate it.
BUTCHER: Sure thing, Bud.



HOST: 'Sigh'...stage crew? Can you please clean this up? We have another act coming up...



STAGE CREW: Ugh...


10 minutes later...



HOST: If you're just joining us, I'm Arnold McBrick and this is the Brick Theater's Saturday Evening variety show! Our next guest is that world-famous (actually first gig) comedian Bobby Brick! Let's give him a big hand!



ME: Thanks Arnold! I'm really looking forward to this!
HOST: You're welcome. Take it away Bobby!



ME: Okay, let's get this show on the road! Now for my first joke: What comes from a toilet and likes Star Wars? A Clone-turd!



ME: What kind of cat likes Halo? Why, a Halo-kitty of course!



ME: Why are MEGA BLOK figures dumb? Because they're BLOK-heads!



ME: What do you call it when someone blows up MEGA BLOKS with a bomb and videotapes it? A BLOK-buster movie!



ME: Why can't people with MEGA BLOKS build anything? Because they have builders' BLOK.



ME: What happens when you combine MEGA BLOKS and a computer and step on it? MEGA-hertz!



ME: What did the guy who accidently dropped MEGA BLOKS in his toilet? He got a toilet BLOK-age!



MEGA BLOK: HOW DARE YOU INSULT US SO DEMEANINGLY!



ME: Um, I'll be right back...
MEGA BLOK: THIS IS OUTRAGE! I DEMAND YOU APOLOGIZE!



ME: EAT FIERY DEATH YOU WORTHLESS HUNK OF JUNK PLASTIC! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!
MEGA BLOK: AAUUGGHH!!
'FOOM!'



'sizzle'
ME: Well, let's get back to our show, shall we?



ME: What did the EMT's give to the comedian who suffered a heart attack? LAUGH support!



ME: Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.



ME: Why did the doctor become a comedian? Because he left his patients in stitches!



ME: Why did the comedian have to go to the doctor? Because he broke his funnybone!



ME: A minifigure walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at his waist and says, "You're fat." The minifigure replies, "No, I'm plastic."



ME: What is green, has big teeth and eats minifigures? I don't know and I sure don't wanna find out!



ME: What kind of bird builds with Legos? Why, a MOC-ingbird!



ME: (whispering) Who ARE you???
JAR-JAR: Meesa Jar-Jar Binks.



ME: (whispering furiously) Get off the stage you freak! You're ruining my show!
JAR-JAR: Ooh, look! Lotsa people! Hiya people!



ME: GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FREAK! (hits Jar-Jar with microphone)
JAR-JAR: Owie Owie!



ME: (jumps on Jar-Jar's back and hits him hard with microphone) 'WHACK'



ME: SECURITY!



PHIPSON: Yes?
ME: Get rid of this freak, will ya?
PHIPSON: Okay.



PHIPSON: GET UP YOU BUM!
JAR-JAR: Owie! Ima going! Ima going!



ME: Well maybe we can get back to our show now!



ME: What kind of soup does a minifigure eat? MOC turtle soup!



ME: Where do MOCcers take pictures? In their STUD-io.



ME: What is a minifigure's favorite state? New MOC-sico!



ME: What do a MOCcer and a mason have in common? They both build things out of bricks!



ME: And now my final joke: What did the minifigure say when the boy grabbed him tightly? "OUCH! LEGO!"


HOST: Thank you for that, um, 'delightful' and funny show!
ME: Sure thing! It was fun!



HOST: Stage crew, could you clean this up?



HOST: Next up is Gitiana the exotic dancer...





The stage.


All complaints and hatemail can be directed to: thisisafakeemailaddress@embarqmail.com


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Comments

 I like it 
  September 13, 2012
Quite funny, I did enjoy the mega-blok talking.
 I like it 
  July 8, 2012
Nice one! Down with the Megabloks; they deserves what you gave them: a taste of flamethrower :)
  July 5, 2012
I like how the megablok just sizzles there the rest of the show...
 I made it 
  May 24, 2012
Quoting The Timinater ! averagely funny- there were some crackers, though!
Yes, that was the aim: a new comedian telling bad, average and some good jokes. If you look at the first few and last frames, you can see the 'iffy' entertainment that the theater shows.
 I like it 
  May 24, 2012
Very nice job!
 I like it 
  May 23, 2012
averagely funny- there were some crackers, though!
 
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