This is a tale of a most unlikely little hobbit whose whole life was changed during one simple trip to the market.
Grandfather Parvo: "Now I want you to be careful Kevlamin, there have been bandits sighted around the paths recently."
Kevlamin: " Alright Grandfather I will be, I have that dagger you gave me and father's spyglass so I can see danger ahead."
Kevlamin: " Goodbye Grandfather, I'll be back by sunset!"
Grandfather Parvo: "Goodbye Kevlamin, be safe my boy!"
Kevlamin: "Dum dum dee dum dum..I don't know what grandfather was on about there isn't a bandit in sight on this path!"
*Kevlamin hears a scream in the distance*
Kevlamin: "Oh my! I better go see if I can help!"
Kevlamin: "Hmm..I was sure I heard that scream come from over here..."
Bandit Thug: *whispering* "Okay everyone. One...Two...Three..."
Bandits in Unison: "ATTACK!"
Kevlamin: "AHH! GRANDFATHER WAS RIGHT!"
Bandit Leader: " And just where do you think you're going little fella."
Bandit Outlaw: " BAHAHAHA. Like takin Candy frum a Baby. Dat lil' runt didn't know we was out there 'til we got 'em!"
Bandit thug: " Aha yeah! You're a stupid little midget a'int ya?
Bandit Leader: "Shuddup you two, we didn't even get any good loot from him. All we got was a dagger and this stupid spyglass."
Kevlamin: "Please be careful with that spyglass it's all I have left of my Parents!"
Bandit Leader: "Shuddup you runt!"
Bandit: "Boss we got another one coming!"
Bandit Leader: "All right then you idiots get in your places."
Iannan: "Awesome an abandoned Fort! I bet there are plenty of undead here."
Bandit Thug: "All right. One...Two...Three..."
Bandits in unison: "ATTACK!"
Iannan: Aw man more bandits!
Bandit Outlaw: "Yer mine ya waste a' flesh!"
Iannan: "I think not!"
Banit Outlaw: "Oof!"
Iannan: "Take that!"
Bandit Outlaw: "Aaaagh!..."
Bandit: "Gimme all yer money!"
Iannan: "I think not!"
Bandit Thug: "You may have defeated my buddies, but you can't kill me!"
Iannan: "We'll see about that!"
Bandit Thug: "My shield! Oh well I''ll still kill you with my axe!"
Iannan: "Not a chance!"
Bandit Thug: "Ack!"
Iannan: "Eh looks like I can get some decent loot off these guys.."
Bandit Leader: "You aren't done yet warrior."
Iannan: "Aw great, let's get this over with."
Bandit Leader: "You dare mock the skill of the great BANDIT LEADER?!?!?!?!"
Bandit Leader: "Uhhh...let's call it a draw?.."
Bandit Leader: "Ahhh!..."
Iannan: "Hello any other bandits back here?"
Kevlamin: " Oh my heavens! Another one! Please don't kill me I just want to go to the market!"
Iannan: "What? Relax man I'm an adventurer not some bandit. Let me cut you loose."
Kevlamin: "Okay. Thank you brave sir knight!"
Iannan: "Actually I'm a pilgrim. Anyways let's find you a sword so you can actually do some damage then I'll lead you back home."
Kevlamin: "Oh thank you kind sir! I ave a feeling we'll be the best of friends!"
Iannan: "Yeah okay I could use a companion anyways."
-End of Episode 1-
So that's the first Episode of the comic I'm doing! I'll try to upload a new episode each week. Let me know what you thought of it! :)