An entry for the 2012 MIT, Round 1
About this creation
Opponent: Raviel Ze Mocist!
Link back to the 2012 MIT
Category: "Telivishun is gooder then reeding! Take your favorite book or classic piece of literature and turn it in to a modern television show. It can be a sitcom, reality show, soap opera, cop-drama...whatever you want!"
... er, SNOT and SNARL would like to do Rap-umentary/music video live on location ... with guest rapper, ahem, Hamlet ... Here goes nothing ... HIT IT!

SNOT: Hey, yo, Hamlet!
SNARL: What's your worry?
HAMLET: My uncle killed my dad and (bleep) my mommy.
SNOT: That is insane!
SNARL: Does it drive you looney?
HAMLET: To the "to", to the "be", "or" to the "not to be".

SNOT: Now, Ophelia, your love!
SNARL: Are you getting some nookie?
HAMLET: The girl's so demure I'd be happy with a hickie.
SNOT: She tried to win your love.
SNARL: But why did you go batty?
HAMLET: I told her to get lost, "get thee to a nunnery".

SNOT: The proof is in the pudding.
SNARL: What did your uncle see?
HAMLET: The Murder of Gonzago, oh, he's so guilty.
SNOT: Polonius tried to eavesdrop.
SNARL: When you chat with your mommy?
HAMLET: He hid behind the curtains, so I slayed his fanny.

SNOT: Your uncle thinks your mad.
SNARL: Did he wanna get rid of thee?
HAMLET: He sent me to England with my two buddies.
SNOT: It's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
SNARL: Were they bad company?
HAMLET: Sent them to their deaths 'coz they're no good to me.

SNOT: Laertes cannot believe it.
SNARL: 'Coz Ophelia's now crazy?
HAMLET: He blames me for his woes, what a (bleep)ing bully.
SNOT: Ophelia had drowned.
SNARL: Isn't that a pity?
HAMLET: And now Laertes, in fencing, wants to challenge me.

SNOT: So the clown digs a grave
SNARL: And unearthed somebody?
HAMLET: A boner of a skull from the past, a memory.
SNOT: Y-Y-Y-Yorick was his name.
SNARL: How could it possibly?
HAMLET: "... a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy".

SNOT: To the fight! To the fight!
SNARL: What's your strategery?
HAMLET: Ah, er, simple, beat his sorry booty.
SNOT: He struck you first.
SNARL: But why you look woozie?
HAMLET: What a cheater's blade, that poisoned tip is deadly.

SNOT: But you struck harder...
SNARL: Wait, what's wrong with mommy?
HAMLET: She drank the poisoned wine that was intended for me.
SNOT: Slash that sucker!
SNARL: Is that enough for Claudy?
HAMLET: Let him drink his wine for a double whammy.

SNOT: But Hamlet, you are dying.
SNARL: Have you avenged your daddy?
HAMLET: Let Fortinbras be the heir, save Horatio to tell my story.
SNOT: This is the legend.
SNARL: Of a dude who's our homey.
SNOT and SNARL: Yo Hamlet is da man with a grievous tragedy!

SNOT and SNARL and DJ Shifu: PEACE!



The backwall was inspired by the ballroom's arched windows in Kronborg Castle, where Elsinore Castle was based off in Hamlet.
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December 4, 2012 |
beautiful and funny shifu! |
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October 28, 2012 |
Joel,
This is a very wonderful (and lovely) window treatment; the double arches are just perfect. The story is also quite well done.
~Dave |
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October 14, 2012 |
I can't believe I missed this one, hilarious! |
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October 14, 2012 |
Thanks everybody for your comments! |
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Congrats on advancing! Didnt make the cut, :(. Oh, well there's next year again. Goodluck in round 2! |
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October 11, 2012 |
Nice one, you get my vote. |
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October 11, 2012 |
Had to log in to comment on this....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....brilliant! (The windows look darn awesome by the way) |
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October 11, 2012 |
Alas, poor Shifu, I knew that homey well. Only YOU would think of turning Shakespeare characters into the subject of a rap song. You got my vote! |
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October 11, 2012 |
You had a great build, but you know that. Your take on the category, now that was phat! You had me laughing from the start to the end, will you advance to round two, now that will depend. On the votes that you get, they're coming in time. One down and two to go 'cause you got mine! (Sorry excuse for a rap I know, but you got my vote!) ~ Chris. |
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October 10, 2012 |
It's totally wiggity-wiggity-wiggity-wack! I admit, I never thought of music video when I made up this category, you clever dogg. Good luck with your judges! Fo shizzle, my dizzle!~H |
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October 10, 2012 |
Okay, so I'm not judging this one, so I can comment. The set looks great, and the lyrics are tight. Keepin' it real Olde School! |
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October 10, 2012 |
Well what do you know, for once I didn't fall asleep while being acosted by Shakespearean theater! Beautiful stage you built here and a great way to tell the story even if "Wierd Al" wasn't doin' the rappin' (he's still my favorite master of the silly parody). Good luck with the judges. |
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October 9, 2012 |
I know from experience just how hard, it is to work with the words of the superfly bard, now you rocked the lyrics and your build is dope, it's round 2 for you, at least that's what i hope! Well done Shifu, I wish you good luck, and if they don't like my rhyme i don't give a f..... fraction of my attention ;) |
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October 9, 2012 |
A superb and neat entry dude, let's see if you can take this trophy! |
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October 9, 2012 |
LMFAO! Dude, you crack me up! Great build and excellent rhyming skills home slice! Good luck with ya judges yo! |
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October 8, 2012 |
Well done! |
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October 8, 2012 |
Hilarious! Great work Shifu! Good luck! :D |
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October 8, 2012 |
I just kept laughing! Well done and good luck:) |
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October 8, 2012 |
Sweet stage to carry on your rapping shenanigans! I was chuckling the whole time. Fabulous piece of work here! Very best of luck to you! :) |
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October 8, 2012 |
Haha, great story and I love the build |
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October 8, 2012 |
Really funny! I like the windows. Best of luck!! |
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October 7, 2012 |
This is so funny! I can see a lot of work went into that badass rapping! Great work on that, I do feel that the build is lacking a little something but I will let the judges be the judge of that. You gave me some good laughs thank you Shifu! I also laughed hard at Nick B's comment :-) |
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October 7, 2012 |
I've never seen a Shakespearean play so brutally savaged....very well done!
Best of luck! |
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October 7, 2012 |
Ha! Brilliant! That made me laugh so hard. What a great way to explain Shakespeare to the youngn's. You're awesome. |
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October 7, 2012 |
Quoting Tyler Halliwell
Where's Fortinbras? ...
I will be forced to set parental guidance if I featured "fourteen bras". XD |
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October 7, 2012 |
Where's Fortinbras? Anyway, nice work my boy. |
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October 7, 2012 |
Nice diorama! Looks like I'm going to have to go bigger in scene. o_O |
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October 7, 2012 |
Big up da Shakespeare (yeah, I'm not very good at that. I'll stop now.) This is great - good luck! |
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October 7, 2012 |
Good job & good luck :D |
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October 7, 2012 |
Lol, that's amazing! There better be a "Rosencrantz and Guildenstaern are Dead" category after this.... |
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