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MOCOlympics Round 3: Stuart Delahay Vs Gabe Umland
Gritty Reboot
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Category: Gritty Reboot: Choose a movie or TV show from years gone that should NEVER have a gritty reboot done of it (something like the Brady Bunch or Care Bears) and give it one!

Compliance to rules Here’s Gabe!

Somewhere in deepest, darkest Hollywood…..



“OK you two, I’m tasking you with looking for our next big project, a real money spinner!”

“Well we can always do a sequel boss?”

“Nah, that’s a given. If the first picture made ANY money then a sequel is obvious. Next!”



“Well Mr. Trumpstein, we could do a prequel or a spin-off for a popular character? Perhaps a TV tie-in?”

“Not bad, but let’s wait for our next superhero franchise to drop then start spreading the rumours on that. Next!”

“How about adapting young adult literature? Harry Potter. Hunger Games and Twilight all made a lot of money sir!”

“That I like the sound of but I don’t understand teenagers – get someone to find out what’s hot, then someone from legal to find out what’s not going to cost a lot in copyright. Next!”



“Well sir, we could re-make a classic property for the 21st Century audience – the gritty re-boot! It’s been done a lot but its popular – Batman, James Bond, Battlestar Galactica, The A-Team, and more horror franchises than I can name. Heck, they even did a dark and edgy Snow White movie recently! What do you think?”

“I think I love it! But you guys need to find me some properties that no-one else will be considering, something no-one would even dream of making grim and nasty. Go to it!”


SEVERAL DAYS LATER……



“OK sir, we’ve got some ideas and mock-up graphics for you!”



Thomas the Tank! Forged in the fires of conflict on the war-torn Isle of Sodor, he escaped to the mainland along with a variety of his colourful military-themed friends.



Percy the personnel carrier, James the jump-jet and others help Thomas and the Fat Commander as soldiers of fortune, fighting injustice or providing backing for ‘Police actions’ in Africa, Eastern Europe and the middle east.





“Thomas would be voiced by Sean Bean if available. Michael Bay would direct.”



Casper the over friendly ghost! “All I want’s a friend – can I keep you?” He’s a lonely, horrific spirit of the dead who doesn’t know where to stop and he stalks and terrifies people while tragically hanging on to existence. What starts out as merely annoying soon becomes sinister as he tries to make friends – forever!



“We’ve got Sarah Hyland from Modern Family pencilled in to be the bitchy teenage girl who he clings to, ruining her social life and driving her insane. Michael Bay would direct”



Yogi Bear 2.0. He’s smarter than the average bear – and deadlier!



Genetically engineered by the government from the combined DNA of grizzlies and serial killers, Yogi escapes from the lab where he was raised into the wilds of Jellystone Park, still sporting the hat and tie his creators cruelly made him wear.



He encounters Ranger John Smith, a battle-scarred ex-special forces veteran with a history trying to put his life back together. Will Yogi control his urges to eat pic-a-nic people or will Ranger Smith be forced to hunt him down?



“For this one sir, we thought Vin Diesel would be the ideal voice for Yogi and Jason Statham would play Ranger Smith. Michael Bay would direct”

“I’ve heard enough! Gentlemen, I have only one thing left to say…..



"Get me Michael Bay!”


4th Wall/ Notes

Remakes, reboots, prequels, sequels, spin-offs, rip-offs, spoofs, homage, tie-ins, adaptations, franchises and more. Do we make truly original content anymore? Somewhere out there, people have come up with far sillier ideas than mine and they are probably casting for pilot episodes right now.

But I’ll continue to watch :) I had another build started that I just didn’t finish in time for Dora the Jungle Queen. My own fault (nights off building for some time with old school friends) but the descriptive text is below if you are interested;

Dora the Queen of the jungle! An older Dora the explorer gets stranded in the jungle after losing Map. She rises to become Queen of the hidden Amazonian jungle civilisation that she finds with her Gorilla companion Boots. They come under threat from the evil treasure hunter Swiper T. Fox who wants all the stars for himself and his army of ninja thieves. Dora is out for revenge on Swiper as he cooked and ate Benny the Bull and Big red Chicken.

“We’d thought Chloe Grace Moretz as Dora, Andy Serkis doing Boots in motion capture and John Malkovich as Swiper. Michael Bay would direct.”

Dora got dropped in favour of Thomas as she didn’t seem too popular with my LUG mates. Heath in particular was vocal for seeing Thomas. Thanks guys and girls!

Good luck to Gabe and everybody else in R3. Thanks to the judges and competitors for their efforts to keep this contest moving along and showing off the talent on the pages.

Thanks for looking.



Comments

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  January 18, 2013
LOL, loved Yogi!
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  November 22, 2012
There's just one thing to say: Thomas the tank, rolling along...:)
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  October 28, 2012
Stu, Another category made just for your sense of humor! Great work. ~Dave
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  October 28, 2012
lol @ Michael Bay.
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  October 26, 2012
When it comes to dark and gritty humour, you can never be wrong if you ask an Englishman to write/create something fitting. Looks like you have had a lot of fun creating all those characters, Stu, since each of them is brilliant. I get and love your Michael Bay joke, but your fantastic Casper looks terrifying enough to be directed by Tim Burton. Like Bay, he hasn't done any original work in years. ----- Congratulations for making it to round 4. Well deserved win and thanks for the good laugh.
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  October 25, 2012
ROFL! THAT IS HILARIOUS! Thomas the Tank is BAHWS!!!
  October 25, 2012
It was a close call, your opponent did very well, it's because you had a little more you earned my vote, good luck
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  October 25, 2012
Thanks for the comment there Stuart. Yes you are right, I'm a Brit. I guess MOC Olympics this year reflects the real Olympics. I've already commented on this fab MOC, however the Thomas the Tanks still cracks me up. Now my son is migrating from loving Thomas to being into all things Batman, I think he'd appreciate your update. As you say, bring on the next categories!
  October 24, 2012
A well deserved win my friend! It was an honor to verse you, but there can only be one winner. I am very sad to be leaving but you deserved the win! Great job man!
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  October 23, 2012
Thomas the Tank has been about the only thing I've seriously laughed out loud at yet this round. That, sir, was brilliant. My vote goes to you on the quantity level and the cleverness level. Gabe's build had some great techniques, but if Michael Bay had to choose, I think he'd go for yours. Great stuff, and see you in round 4!
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  October 23, 2012
Great take on a Thomas reincarnate! I swear I thought Slimer scared himself white! XD
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  October 23, 2012
Great story and I love the builds especially Yogi very nice job
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  October 23, 2012
This is genius.
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  October 23, 2012
Love Thomas!
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  October 22, 2012
You got my vote! ~ Chris.
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  October 22, 2012
"Get me Michael Bay!" That was a lot of fun! Thomas the Tank - and his friends! - is my favourite. Maybe because of his name... I would have LOVED to see Dora, the story made me laugh to tears and she's a character more famous here than... Yogi Bear?? Great stuff man, I hope to see you next round!
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  October 22, 2012
haha! awesome idea, great builds!
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  October 22, 2012
I'm quite scared that this isn't that far off the reality of a Hollywood board room, but not as scared by the fact that I'd actually quite like to see Thomas the Tank. There should be an inverted category, gritty films given the cute treatment. Anyway, superb building throughout! Good luck.
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  October 22, 2012
Excellent picks on the characters, they were are so well done. I especially like Casper - just creepy enough but still lovable. Good luck with the judges!
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  October 22, 2012
Quoting Heath 'kik36' Flor LMFAO oh man that's hilarious! And scary! I agree...there's nothing original these days. Maybe someone should make a movie or show based on your life....Michael Bay will direct. :P
Mwuhahahaha! Over my cooling corpse he would! I'd hold out for the Coen brothers I think. Cheers Heath!
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  October 22, 2012
Quoting TF Twitch "Thomas the Tank" was a punch square in my childhood. Thank you! I love how Michael Bay will direct everything. I wonder what that is supposed to imply...
Hahaha, you've seen Transformers? THAT was a punch square in my childhood! That and all the horror remakes his production company have overseen ensure Michael Bay will remain high on my list of 'People to be dipped head-first in something unpleasant'. Thanks for the comment!
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  October 22, 2012
Haha, brilliant ideas and awesome work on the MOCs. I especially like Casper, those teeth are the best.
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  October 22, 2012
"Thomas the Tank" was a punch square in my childhood. Thank you! I love how Michael Bay will direct everything. I wonder what that is supposed to imply...
Delatron 3000
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Thoy Bradley
  October 21, 2012
Great stuff as always Stu! Good Luck with the judges. ~Thoy
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  October 21, 2012
Very nice job! Best of luck with judges!
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  October 21, 2012
Great builds. Good story. Well done. I liked the 2nd and 3rd photos of Yogi better than the 1st as I felt it captured him best.
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  October 21, 2012
Awesome! I love them all. I'm glad you did a bunch of different gritty reboots so you could tie in Michael Bay. If only that Dora idea could have manifested itself into bricks. Great stuff you have here.
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  October 21, 2012
Wonderful! I'd watch every single one of them. Yogi is the winner in my book. His character is so obvious and yet so obviously wrong at the same time. His feet! Wow, his feet just made my day. Awesome entry my friend, good luck :)
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  October 21, 2012
Brilliant builds and banter. Yogi was my favorite! Best of Luck! :)
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  October 21, 2012
Ooo, that Casper is really creepy. It goes without saying that all the builds are excellent, this category was right up your street! Go team GB!
  October 21, 2012
Oh man Thomas the Tank is so brilliant, why didn't i think of that!? I think you have this one in the bag my friend! Great work!
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  October 21, 2012
A wonderful series of builds, with an enjoyable story too.
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  October 21, 2012
When I first saw that you were in this category, I knew you would go to town with this. And you didn't disappoint! Very funny, particularly Thomas the Tank!
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  October 21, 2012
This is just too funny!! XD Yogi bear 2.0! So hilarious! :D Great job! And good luck! :)
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  October 21, 2012
Thomas the Tank! Hahahaha, brilliant...
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  October 21, 2012
LMFAO oh man that's hilarious! And scary! I agree...there's nothing original these days. Maybe someone should make a movie or show based on your life....Michael Bay will direct. :P
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  October 21, 2012
Funny stuff, Dude! The banter is great, too, and frames the whole thing together nicely. Good luck!
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  October 21, 2012
I can tell this category was right up your street... these are all brilliantly funny; the scary Yogi takes the biscuit - or is that the pic-a-nic basket ? Good luck!
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  October 21, 2012
Hahaha! The Thomas the Tank Engine build really got me; I used to watch that show when I was little and always thought, "Man, I sure wish they'd stick some guns on these trains...it would be way more exciting." Excellent job and good luck!
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  October 21, 2012
You are one funny dude. Thomas the Tank is my favorite, but the rest are awesome as well. Great job all around.
 
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