My entry to the Brickwarriors forum contest found here Here
Our story begins like any other, yes at the beginning, Now I don't have facts on this,but I believe that when the King was a baby he was dropped on his head, It is the only logical reason for why the king would decline a soon to come offer from Brick warriors, The best medieval custom lego company in the world! so when the king checked his email, He saw a offer from Brick warriors He instantly deleted the message, But the orc tribe on the other hand bought out all the stock! 1 year later The kings sanctuary, has been not just overrun with the newer stronger orcs, But the orcs have made it the center of their stronghold.
The moral of the story is: Always buy Brick warriors!