When his fairy godmother offer to grant him one wish, Tommy the Quarterback wished to win the State Championship. Tommy thought, "Surely winning the State Championship will impress my girlfriend, Sally the Cheerleader. I'll be a hero. And just maybe I'll be able to finally drum up the courage to propose to Sally after all these years." But after winning the State Football Championship - Tommy saws his girl jump into Santa Claus' new car. Running after her - he said, "Why? Sally! Sally! Why are you leaving me for a jolly old fat guy in a red suit?" Sally said "Cause I'm tired of waiting for you to propose to me and Claus has a really cool car!" And off in the sunset Tommy's ex girlfriend rode away with Santa Claus. Tommy would never forget hearing Santa Claus' eeerie but unforgettable parting words... "Ho,ho,ho,ho... Merry Christmas!"