"Sir, I asked for spicy. But not THAT spicy."

'Holy...'

Thanks for the offer Josh, but I need a break from judging right now (I'm also not a massive Star Wars fan). My friend Lee Muzzy might be interested in filling the part though: http://mocpages.com/home.php/67410

With MELO winding down would you be interested in helping out judging with the SWO (star wars olympics) I prolonged the starting date because of all the contests going on. MA and MELO in particular. It would be nice to have a qualified judge like you. Please consider and thanks for the comment on my Calvin and Hobbes creation!

This is why French roast was never as popular as French toast.

"smells like chef flambe..."

" I never liked hibachi, and hibachi certainly felt the same way about Chef Mopiccuci..."

AAUGH!! AAAUGH!!! HELP ME!! PLEASE HELP ME!! AAAUGH!!!!

I wonder what happened to that fire eater back in the play park?

Well that "Chef's surprise" sure was a surprise...

"Liar, liar, chef's hat on fire!"

"I know this suit makes me look hot, but that is going just a bit too far!" OR Dapper and Distressed

i know a good one - what happened to the dinner

Thank you. :)

Nice photo, Ian. I have a couple caption ideas myself. I don't know how many I can post in one comment. But here goes: Disturbed solitude. "I think I smell something burning" Blogged on BrickEnd: http://brickend.blogspot.com/2013/02/caption-this-photo-2-by-ian-spacek.html

Don't know if this will be allowed but here goes. "This is what happens when a man encroaches on a womans territory" XD

"I divided by zero!"

I didn't realise the circus was in town!

[Gentleman]are those my pancakes? cook; yes! gentleman; he lies, I lie! ;]

A fantastic looking build Ian!

Prepare to be amazed!! Wait that's not right.

Reginald had been waiting in the garden while his dinner was being cooked when suddenly a shout was heard . The cook ran past, covered in flames, shouting "WHY DID I LET MY GRANDMOTHER IN THE KITCHEN!!??!!"

This is my personal favorite. :D

I hope that's not what they meant by the chef's special

Rich Guy; "What happened?" Cook; "I went to the stove and said, 'Flame on!'"

I told him "Never stick your sleeve in the pilot flame" but did he listen? No!

"I wonder if a Lord of the Rings fan would ever request an Eye of Sauron flambe dish?"

GAH! Flammable deodorant! Old Spice strikes again!

"I believe I asked for medium rare, not well done."

"Odd... 104°F in Fall?"

I'm with B the Chef on this one. But I'd only say "I smell bacon", because the fig's face already says "odd".

"That's odd. I smell bacon."

"Hmmm ... I wonder where I lost my fire accelerant, the one that looks like ordinary spice."

"Its a fantastic party trick, just next time don't freak out so much, it'll be more convincing."

"Smart"

"Street performers are getting more and more desperate these days..."

Distinguished gentleman - "I shall surely be firing this fool as my personal chef." (anyone get the double meaning?)

'Ih could haff svorn Ih 'eard someting a moment ago.'

Well, you know what they say about playing with fire.

"Time to lea`f"

I don't know, this photo looks pretty normal to me...

Just don't make eye contact and maybe he'll leave.

"O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of... pizza-making? No, that's not quite right..."

"OPA!"

"Hmmm...this Global Warming thing is really getting out of hand..."

*I smell cookies* =D

*Sniff, sniff* What smells so good?

"i wonder if my Flambe is ready"

"Out of the frying pan and into the fire".

Waiter "we are having technical difficulties you dinner will arrive soon"

"Gee, I sure hope that when I get back home my flambeed dish is ready. That personal chef I hired has been slacking off a bit lately."

NOBODY serves me pancakes without cream!

He overcooked my food, I overcooked him.

I hope no one heard that.

Crispy, but not too crispy.

"My hearing's not the best these days... is that man screaming 'foyer?'"

Spontanios combustion powers activate. OOWOWOWOWOW. HOT. HOT. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF PIETA BREAD HELP!!!

"McPedo is at it again it seems..."

"What a silly bow tie, he said... That mustache is so gross, he said..."

"Hmmm, All does not appear to be shiny. Do I detect a disturbance in the Serenity? Perhaps a Firefly has exploded?"

While I can't think of any worthy captions, this is a really cool shot. Love the tree design, great use of that brown root piece.

"It appears to be slightly overdone..."

Hehe, thats great!

"And I thought this was going to be a boring day...."

Hmmm, even in the shade it's a little warm today. Must be the suit.

It seems I placed too much gasoline around the poor chaps oven....

Distinguished and Extinguish

Well....., this is awkward