Sarge: Hey y'all! Welcome to the Sarge Show! Welcome! Today, Larry (*Larry waves hand*), Curly (*Curly waves hand*), and I will be teleporting throughout different LEGO themes!
Sarge: The first LEGO theme we'll be traveling to is LEGO city!
Sarge: Ready, guys?
Curly: No. I hate teleporting...
Sarge: Here we go!
Sarge: Here we are in LEGO city mines!
Miner: Yah!! Who are you, and where are you from?! Hoiw did you just appear?? *Hyperventilates*
Sarge: Ah! A civilian! We're teleporters from a long distance away! And you?
Miner: Why are you here??
Sarge: For an interview!
Miner: Well, I guess I could spare a few...
Sarge: Well, good! What's your name, fellow?
Sarge: So, whaddya do for a living?
Miner: Well, I mine.
Sarge: I see! Very interesting!!
Sarge: So, how is your job?
Tom: It's oka -
Larry: Just wondering, why is there a dead canary hanging there?
*All look up*
Sarge: That's our exit cue. See ya, Tom!
Tom: Wait! Wait!
Tom: Oh, no...
Sarge: Well, here we are in Ninjago, land of peace and Ninja.
Curly: Aren't Ninja dangerous?
Sarge: Well, yeah, I guess, but I doubt we'll comeacross any today...
Larry: Well, we'd better not...
Sarge: Stop focusing on the negative! Just feel the nature! Just touch the beautiful trees!
Larry: It is pretty nice here...
Sarge: There ya go! Be at pe -
Jay (Blue Ninja): NINJAGO!!
Jay: Die, intruders!!
Larry: No duh...
Jay: Cower before me!!
Larry: Oh, I'm cowering all right!
Curly: Me too! Leave us at peace! You're cool! Just go away!
Jay: Where are you, intruder?
Sarge: Oh, great...Nowhere!
Jay: I hear you! ARGH!
Sarge: Whew. That was close...
Larry: So much for no Ninja, Sarge.
Sarge: Oh, whatever...
Sarge: Still: Look at these structures...
Sarge: They're incredibly strong...
Larry: YIKES!! AGHHH!
Sarge: Whoops...Hey, Curly...help me move this, will ya?
Sarge and Larry: OOP! OOF! There we go!
Curly: Whew. Thanks...that was SOOO sturdy, Sarge.
Sarge: All right! Let's go to...LOTR!
Larry: Ugh. More teleporting?
Sarge: Sorry, yeah...
Sarge: Ready! Let's go!
Sam: Destroy it, Mister Frodo!
Frodo: All right, already, Sam...
Sarge: Ah, here we are!
Sam: What the -
Frodo: Who are you?
Gollum: Yes! Yes! Who is it, precious?? Gollum! Gollum!
Sarge: We're teleporters.
Sarge: Oh yeah, you're middle-aged...
Sarge: Ah, Mr. Baggins! There you are! Care for an interview?
Frodo: Sure, I guess...
Larry: (to Sam, patting his hair) Your hair looks vaguely familiar.
*Frodo drops ring*
Curly: Oh, let me get that for you...
Gollum: NOO! Give it to us, precious! US!!
Curly: Whuh? AYEEII! *Falls with Gollum*
Sarge: Well, who cares?? Sam, got time for an interview?
Sam: Yeah, I guess...
Sarge: So, 'sup?
Sam: Nuthin', really...
Well, do you actually like Baggins?
Sam: not really. He's a real nuisence.
Sarge: I see...
Sarge: No. Larry...
Sarge: (*Whispers*) Goodbye, Larry...
Sarge: Well, now I have more charcoal for my grill! See ya guys around!!
The builds, minus figs. All four.
EDIT: On a random note, I'm apologizing for the head that's rolling around in some of the pics. :P Also, for those of you who don't know, canaries WERE used in mines. If the canary died while in the mine, it meant there was poison gas in the mine. That meant: Run.