Hello, I'm James, and today I'm going to teach you how to procrastinate.
Step one. Get a job that you have to do. This can be anything, for example, taking out the trash.
Step two. Ignore your job. Never do it and do anything else instead, this can be a huge range of things such as; playing with your legos,
reading a book,
playing video games,
hanging out with friends,
That's a small list of the many things that you can do to procrastinate. Just remember, never do what you're supposed to do! The possibilies of things that you can do while you're supposed to be doing something else are endless.