Note: Made for humor, not designed to be truthful or serious.
A simple demonstration why a certain brand of junk food can be dangerous to your health.
Taking us through this demonstration and explanation is Dr. Wolf and his Co-host, Dr. Weston. Also, the Desert Commandos have offered to help out with this simple exercise. Joining us are soldiers from the "Puma" regiment from Cheshire.
As someone I know was turned evil by his pringle-eating and became a hacker.. Poor Joe.
Good day, my name is Dr. Wolf. Today, I am joined by the lance Corp of the "Puma" regiment, to help me with this small show of just how deadly Pringles can be to you.
So, Corporal, do your soldiers eat Pringles?
'Negative Sir. Our soldiers only eat food that will allow them to kill, sir! Not junk like this that will make you fat and stupid, sir.'
Here we have 3 can's of Pringles, ready salted by the colour of the can, or red for death? Who knows.
These soldiers are busy making sure kiddies don't eat them and become fat, insulting and unhealthy. Although, poking the cans with your rifle may not be a good idea..
My god! Those cans have killed the soldiers! They had been angered by the constant poking, and in the blink of an eye, killed 3 soldiers! Must be the aggresive chemicals in them that makes kiddies angry and aggressive! They really are deadly things..
Anyway, this concludes our talk and demonstration on how Pringles are bad for you.
'We need to go now Dr. Wolf, they're getting closer..'
Ah, so they are Dr. Weston...
Made for the members at Outside the Brick Forum. Hope you enjoyed it guys.