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S.S. Chuck Norris
I present to you my Sea Offensive Power for Michael Rutherford's take over the world game, Decisive Action.
About this creation
NATION NAME: MUESLIXTENSTEIN

Offensive Sea Power: S.S. Chuck Norris (cause he's the only one who can take a Wookie)

NATIONAL MOTTO: HUC ACCEDIT ZAMBONIS! (HERE COMES THE ZAMBONI!)






















CHEWY!!!!!!!!

Decisive Action where we don't have to worry about clogged drains.



Comments

 I made it 
  September 1, 2013
Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi Man, those guns are huge! Awesome details!
Thank you David. Can't go wrong with BIG guns.
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  August 31, 2013
Man, those guns are huge! Awesome details!
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  August 26, 2013
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist But the question is - who would win between Chewie and Chuck? ;) Fantastic build Matt, the use of chains on the side really helps make the shaping look smoother.
Thank you Luke. Remember Chewie would tear Chucks arms out, but he'd still be able to roundhouse kick. I'd call it a draw. ;)
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  August 26, 2013
But the question is - who would win between Chewie and Chuck? ;) Fantastic build Matt, the use of chains on the side really helps make the shaping look smoother.
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  August 19, 2013
Quoting Achintya Prasad Hey, Matt, I have a question(s) for you. You see, after my carrier, I had a few requests to finish out a battle group for my carrier. I, predictably, took up the challenge, and I am in the working stages of building, not a destroyer, but the USS Iowa (THE battleship). So, the question(s) I have for you is, Where did you get the tan tiles (if its BL, could you specify the store?) ? I have all the 2x2s I need; but other shapes, not so much. I'm looking for a cheap supplier, as I will have to buy in bulk (in 1/350 scale, the ship will be over 100 studs long!) Any info you can give will be much appreciated; thanks!
Hey Achintya, all my tiles I got in sets. I've never made a BL purchase. However, go to General X's group Bricklink and they will be able to help you out better than I can. I think you'll need some serious help if it's 1/350. I DON'T think you're gonna need a bigger boat. ;) Let me know if you need any other help, I might be able to ask around. Good luck. Here's X's link. http://www.mocpages.com/group.php/22778
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  August 18, 2013
Hey, Matt, I have a question(s) for you. You see, after my carrier, I had a few requests to finish out a battle group for my carrier. I, predictably, took up the challenge, and I am in the working stages of building, not a destroyer, but the USS Iowa (THE battleship). So, the question(s) I have for you is, Where did you get the tan tiles (if its BL, could you specify the store?) ? I have all the 2x2s I need; but other shapes, not so much. I'm looking for a cheap supplier, as I will have to buy in bulk (in 1/350 scale, the ship will be over 100 studs long!) Any info you can give will be much appreciated; thanks!
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  August 18, 2013
Quoting Tyler Halliwell This is a great build, Matt. Military is a genre into which I've never ventured, but you sure do it well. Keep up the good work!
Oddly enough, neither have I. This is all new territory for me. I actually take great pleasure stepping out of my comfort zone. Thank you Tyler, much appreciated.
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  August 18, 2013
This is a great build, Matt. Military is a genre into which I've never ventured, but you sure do it well. Keep up the good work!
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  August 4, 2013
Quoting clayton Marchetti I saw that you posted a link from the thunder fighter to mine and I just wanted to say thanks brother.
Anytime. Love seeing new ideas like that roam the pages. Plus, yours needs to be shared with everyone.
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  August 4, 2013
Quoting David Roberts Deserves a smiley face just for the name! Nice use of the classic battleship colours. I like the overall shape, which looks just right to me and the missile flying out of the launcher.
Thank you David. What better name to strike fear in the enemy. Other than Chewbacca. ;)
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  August 4, 2013
I saw that you posted a link from the thunder fighter to mine and I just wanted to say thanks brother.
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  August 4, 2013
Deserves a smiley face just for the name! Nice use of the classic battleship colours. I like the overall shape, which looks just right to me and the missile flying out of the launcher.
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  July 18, 2013
Quoting cyberfrank 2010 well, we better be allies in DA-2 cause I see through your strategy, just like glass, the magnificent battleship with chewy is just a decoy...it s purpose is to distract the enemy while Chuck has them for work out, it, of course has to happen before breakfast, because he would nt have it any other way, when it s over, chewy brings him his energy drinks! lol, well done!
Curses! You spoiled the whole surprise by figuring out my ingenious plan. I guess we'll have to be allies because I can't afford having you on the loose. XD Thank you Cyberfrank. BTW Chewy is no longer allowed around food, they spend more time picking out his hair. ;)
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  July 17, 2013
well, we better be allies in DA-2 cause I see through your strategy, just like glass, the magnificent battleship with chewy is just a decoy...it s purpose is to distract the enemy while Chuck has them for work out, it, of course has to happen before breakfast, because he would nt have it any other way, when it s over, chewy brings him his energy drinks! lol, well done!
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  July 14, 2013
Thanks for the warm welcome
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  July 14, 2013
Thank you Sam. Every time I tried to reply, it got thrown into mediation. (the "b" word, I guess. Jeesh.) I couldn't agree with you more. And welcome to Mocpages!
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  July 14, 2013
Quoting Treck Police I like your big battleship!
Thank you Treck.
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  July 14, 2013
A superb tribute to the butt-kicking actor with a kick-butt ship. Great MOC.
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  July 13, 2013
I like your big battleship!
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  July 12, 2013
Quoting Joe Hammond This is the best DA watercraft I have seen. Awesome job!
Thank you very much Joe. High praise indeed in the field here. There have been some fine ones. And now for some war rhetoric: You may be seeing more of it soon. XD (Thanks again Joe.)
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  July 12, 2013
Quoting David Alexander Smith Title and vbuild both excellent. Still loving that rocket trail technique, only one more thing to say Chewyyyyy.
Nuff said. ;) Thank you David.
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  July 12, 2013
Quoting Zach Eli "Sierra" Sykes Though nowhere near as stealthy as my friend's DA battleship, much more dangerous and . . . more me. You got the angled bridge going on, a multitude of AA, and plenty of big guns. Would like to see that over in Warzone 2147.
With a name like Chuck Norris, it's as stealthy as a roundhouse kick to the face. Which one is your friend's ship, there have been some cool ones here? I'll check out Warzone and see what's there. I am a little too involved with this bit o' evil right now but I'll see. Thank you for the comments and I'm glad that you like it.
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  July 12, 2013
This is the best DA watercraft I have seen. Awesome job!
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  July 12, 2013
Title and vbuild both excellent. Still loving that rocket trail technique, only one more thing to say Chewyyyyy.
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  July 12, 2013
Though nowhere near as stealthy as my friend's DA battleship, much more dangerous and . . . more me. You got the angled bridge going on, a multitude of AA, and plenty of big guns. Would like to see that over in Warzone 2147.
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  July 12, 2013
Quoting Nick white nice ship!
Thank you Nick.
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  July 12, 2013
nice ship!
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  July 12, 2013
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin If we are getting into Chuck Norris Jok--er, I mean FACTS, then I've got one: Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked the Hulk in the face. He now lives in a swamp and goes by the name of: 'Shrek'
Nice. I love these things. Bring me more!
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  July 12, 2013
If we are getting into Chuck Norris Jok--er, I mean FACTS, then I've got one: Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked the Hulk in the face. He now lives in a swamp and goes by the name of: 'Shrek'
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  July 12, 2013
Quoting Michael Rutherford General rowntree. This is such a powerful build. I laughed. I cried. I didn't know what to do! The way you subtly suggested the notion of Chewbacca into the last pic, almost totally un-noticeable. so chewy. Masterful.
I'm actually surprised that anyone caught him. Hey, are there extra points for incorporating Chewy, Chuck, and FP in the same shot? C'mon.
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  July 12, 2013
Quoting Stuart Lucas This is truly awesome Matt, your best DA build so far! And Chuck Norris and Chewy to boot! Our foes will be shaking in their shoes when the AW finally opens...
Nobody stands a chance against the two most powerful forces in the universe. Chuck and Chewy, fightin' crime! It is debatable, however, as to who has the best facial hair. Might throw Ron in that running as well.
  July 12, 2013
General rowntree. This is such a powerful build. I laughed. I cried. I didn't know what to do! The way you subtly suggested the notion of Chewbacca into the last pic, almost totally un-noticeable. so chewy. Masterful.
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  July 12, 2013
This is truly awesome Matt, your best DA build so far! And Chuck Norris and Chewy to boot! Our foes will be shaking in their shoes when the AW finally opens...
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  July 12, 2013
Quoting Keith Goldman You're on fire General Rountree, this is my favorite of your MOCs to date! You are specifications accurate and ready to rule the seas of blood...or is it the seas of madness...I always forget. Good luck!
Sailing the Seas of Cheese - Primus. Aye, aye Cap'n.
matt rowntRee
Keith Goldman
  July 11, 2013
You're on fire General Rountree, this is my favorite of your MOCs to date! You are specifications accurate and ready to rule the seas of blood...or is it the seas of madness...I always forget. Good luck!
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Dennis Price Someone once asked Chuck Norris to run for president. Chuck fixed them to the spot with a glare and said "I don't run - ever." Then he removed his face with a roundhouse kick ... and that's why they had to invent facial transplant surgery.
Chuck was wiping a piece of lint off the guys pseudo-mustache. Don't worry, he got it. I'm using Chuck's keyboard and there doesn't seem to be a "back" key. THAT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES!!! I heard that Chuck can put out a forest fire using only roundhouse kicks and gasoline.
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  July 11, 2013
Someone once asked Chuck Norris to run for president. Chuck fixed them to the spot with a glare and said "I don't run - ever." Then he removed his face with a roundhouse kick ... and that's why they had to invent facial transplant surgery.
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Mister Lego ~ Sweet ship! I like the wood deck, but the last picture is just icing on the cake :)
Thank you Mister. Couldn't resist Chewy. ;)
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  July 11, 2013
Sweet ship! I like the wood deck, but the last picture is just icing on the cake :)
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Mihai Marius Mihu This is really cool!
Thank you Mihai. In all seriousness, I tried to make it like the old battleships, but I couldn't resist the name. My brain is very odd.
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Senator Chinchilla . You're my hero for this. Chuck Norris. And a Battleship. Together in one crowning build of sheer and utter chaotic destruction! Can this get any more ridiculous?!
When I am involved, you bet it can get more ridiculous. Chewy waterskiing FTW!!!! Thank you Senator. BTW when are we going to see the Trueno?
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Starscream Soundwave Excellent work here! Love the luminous green windows, very cool!
Thank you Starscream. The whole bridge was fun, I haven't really built in micro scale in 30 years. It's fun to get my sea legs back. ;)
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  July 11, 2013
This is really cool!
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  July 11, 2013
You're my hero for this. Chuck Norris. And a Battleship. Together in one crowning build of sheer and utter chaotic destruction! Can this get any more ridiculous?!
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  July 11, 2013
Excellent work here! Love the luminous green windows, very cool!
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Topsy Creatori (StoveTopCreator!) Great hull design! :)
Comes from years of the Total Gym Workout. ;)
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  July 11, 2013
Great hull design! :)
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Banana Sniper Now the only ship you have to fear is the S.S. Bruce Lee XD
Touche.
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Achintya Prasad This, sir, is the greatest creation you have posted here on MOCpages! The color coordination, even the wood on the deck comes together to form a very, very solid looking ship! This is truly excellent work; I would am very tempted to say, and I am not joking when I am saying this, that this is the best battleship/cruiser that has been entered in DA. Highest regards for this MOC! 5/5
Thank you very much Achintya. I obviously fashioned it after the Missouri with a whole lotta liberties on my part. I wanted to use the wood decks once I was happy with the overall shape. Just seemed appropriate. Thank you again.
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin I'm sorry but your argument is invalid. No one can defeat a Wookiee in fairly messy combat (because, y'know, he rips peoples' arms out of their sockets when they loose (or when they just want to win)). Sorry Chuck, you have been defeated by a Wookiee. Anyways all jokes aside this is a great build! I really like the dark red color on the bottom. And the Bionicle symbol really proves that this ship is the Chuck Norris.....
Thank you Evan. You know, Chuck and Chewy were working in an office together until Chewy asked for Chucks three hole punch. R.I.P. XD
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting clayton Marchetti Awesome battleship ! I like the missile launch . The turrets look great but that last photo of Chewy waterskiing wins hands down
Thank you Clayton. Nothing worse than the smell of wet Wookiee. ;)
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  July 11, 2013
Quoting Master Shifu Leo J I have no words ... It's Chuck Norris. Gave over.
He can unscramble an egg.
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  July 11, 2013
Now the only ship you have to fear is the S.S. Bruce Lee XD
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  July 11, 2013
Now the only ship you have to fear is the S.S. Bruce Lee XD
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  July 11, 2013
This, sir, is the greatest creation you have posted here on MOCpages! The color coordination, even the wood on the deck comes together to form a very, very solid looking ship! This is truly excellent work; I would am very tempted to say, and I am not joking when I am saying this, that this is the best battleship/cruiser that has been entered in DA. Highest regards for this MOC! 5/5
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  July 11, 2013
I'm sorry but your argument is invalid. No one can defeat a Wookiee in fairly messy combat (because, y'know, he rips peoples' arms out of their sockets when they loose (or when they just want to win)). Sorry Chuck, you have been defeated by a Wookiee. Anyways all jokes aside this is a great build! I really like the dark red color on the bottom. And the Bionicle symbol really proves that this ship is the Chuck Norris.....
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  July 11, 2013
Awesome battleship ! I like the missile launch . The turrets look great but that last photo of Chewy waterskiing wins hands down
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  July 11, 2013
I have no words ... It's Chuck Norris. Gave over.
 
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