This is a vignette inspired by a 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' sketch where Conan justs pulls a lever which shows Walker: Texas Ranger clips all night. But Norris foils Conan's evil schemes!
The YouTube link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=V22INb7H1sI
Giraffes did not exist until Chuck Norris gave a horse an uppercut.
November 10, 2010
When Chuck Norris pulls up to a stop sign it turns green and says go. Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger at is and yelling bang. In soviet russia Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
do you know chuck norris play once a Russian roullette with a completely filled revolver and won??
and do you know he count to infinite... twice??
and do you know he close a revolving door by a fliying kick???
XD lol loolol ...