RUN! Refugees cost money and want free things! We can't profit off that or can we....?
About this creation
LIU Refugee Crisis
At approximately 2215 hrs, the Ludgonian Industrial Union's Cartography Center picked up a enviromental anomaly on the Planet of Aldrus. Although the planet is outside of the LIU controlled galaxy, upper management insisted a team be sent in to see if there was a profit to be made.
The science team arrives on the former forest planet only to find that the flora had been devastated by a major drought. Aldrus, it seems, is devoid of life. The team puts on their desert and dead tree camo and heads out to look for things to sell.
Yeah, the equipment doesn't lie, this tree is dead. The scientist in the back checks the wood. Nope, its too decayed to sell as lumber...
This guy collects samples of the bark. Maybe there is some sort of mega-mold or planet destroying fungi he can bring back and sell as biological weapons.
This scientist handles the fancy LIU Portable Walker. No, its not your old granny's mode of transportation, its a small machine used to get around faster. Its small enough to throw in a little science vessel, yet it is not cool enough for its own page.
The legs are highly flexible, but it is the feet that hide its greatest secret.
The legs lift up and the feet become thrusters. Although its fuel capacity is low, it allows the pilot to get over rough terrain that the walker can't handle...like water.
During their search, a horrible discovery was made...Aldrus was inhabited! RUN! The LIU can't get wrapped up in a refugee crisis! It costs too much and the people always want things for free! It's terrible!
As the scientists flee, they run into one of the locals. It appears that Aldrus is inhabited by a race of scantily clad women! Hmmm..maybe we shouldn't leave just yet. They're refugees for heavens sake!
"How can we be of assistance to you ladies?"
The scientists call in a request and supply trucks soon arrive with temporary housing.
Far from a five star hotel and definitely not a five star creation, the LIU Temporary Housing Units are better than sleeping under a rotting stump.
The scientist opens the narrow door and shows off some of the unit's features. "Look at that comfy bed." The refugee stares at him blankly.
"Look! It even has windows so you can see the beautiful..err..landscape."
As a last resort, the scientists call in a favor. Maybe booze, music, and idle conversation will change their luck...
Nope, it didn't happen. Now the scientists have two problems: How do we find something to profit off of on this desolate planet? And how do we justify the money we spent with these refugees? One scientist had an idea. As night sets in, he locks the housing units from the outside.
The units are reloaded with their new cargo trapped on board.
The refugees are sent to work on a LIU Factory World, beating dents out of old frying pans. Their low pay means the LIU will profit for the rest of the refugees' vitamin and chemically enhanced lives. The scientists have, in fact, succeeded.
Note: Help the LIU help other refugees across the universe. No, you don't need to send money or food, just feel free to utterly destroy planets. Creating refugees is half the problem. We'll take care of the rest.
wow! i see a lot of story potential with these elements, especially the multiple vehicles-houses, i m into a modular green futuristic house project myself, it has to be train container size [6x24x7-8 max] i find your work inspiring! i loved the concept of refugees that the liu would take advantage of! good show!
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i beleive you have recently captured and take nmy wives hidden knitting club to one of your factorys,y'see,her and her friends flew off and knitted in secretm,and sold blankys on the black market...and nwo shes beating dents out of a fryign pan,wait,that means, IM NOT TIED DOWN ANYMORE!!! LOL Great moc and funny too
I like it
Kevin and Erik Small
July 20, 2008
(Kevin) Well i was sending some supplies when a burnt school shuttle hit us and knocked us into that area does that school shuttle ring a bell. Hmmmm...
Yea...about the refugees...that was my bad...See, I bombed the planet with napalm, hoping to rid the galaxy of the ones who lived there, but I guess there were a few who survived...Sorry to jeopordize your mission! But hey! You got some workers to make a profit off of, eh?
Lol, excellent MOC and very funny as always! Keep up the awesome work!
the United Earth Space Command already has refugees from all the planets that we have lost in our war with some uknown aliens from outside our galactic boundries perhaps you could help us and we shall send you our refugees.
hey this is riley of the U.R.M (Union of red men). The u.r.m would like alies agenst the uknown forces that could easly destroy us. we request the most help from LIU but any orgs. who will join would be great!
So when you say "beating dents out of old frying pans," you're speaking in code for the sake of our G rated audience, right? Yessir, lot's folks in need of the dents pounded out of their frying pans! (wink, wink...nudge, nudge.)
There are, of course, ways to make a much better profit off those women than having them repair cookware... You know what I'm talking about. Didn't quite dare go that far, did you? Hey, I'm just saying what we're all thinking.