The Ludgonian Industrial Union is proud to present the newest in rescue vehicles, the S2. Search for soldiers or save wounded troops with this revolutionary product.
Let's face it, its hard to locate injured or missing soldiers after a battle is over. Rubble, bodies, and junk obstruct your view. How are you going to find them before it's too late?
Well, use the S2. Its small, nimble, and precise. You'll locate and save your soldiers much faster.
Two large VTOL engines allow the S2 to sweep the battlefield in no time at all. Its large radar, mounted under the craft, locates your men.
The engine swivel back and forth on two hinges. This allows them to adjust to any angle necesaary. You have to love flexibility...
The controls are simple, allowing the pilot to keep his eyes on the gound instead of the controls. An alarm bell sounds if the radar picks up on something.
As the dust of war settles, this soldier comes to the realization that he is lost and seperated from his fellow soldiers. He calls in to base, "Uh..I'm lost. Please come and find me, I'm missing Universal Idol." Base answers, "OK, hold your Kaadu's, we're coming. Give us a landmark." The soldiers says, "I'm the guy in the middle of a bunch of bodies." Base answers, "Wow, great landmark. Everyone we're looking for is in the middle of a bunch of bodies. Anything else?" The soldiers's head lowers, "Nope, just bodies as far as the eye can see. I guess I'm screwed. Darn! Simon the 55th was going to tear apart that singer form Endor-VII...."
Is our hero really screwed???
Nope, the S2 locates the soldier's embedded tracking chip, swoops down, and saves the day. Don't you want your soldiers to make it home? Well, start buying...
Note: Also use the S2 to locate strays, criminals, or cheating spouses. Anything you can place a tracking chip on is up for grabs.
it s nice, but, i think this vehicle was nt adapted well for the task! adding guns to it, or a way to carry woundeds, should be a must! on aesthetic side, it looks pretty good with the stickers and all, nicely done!
I agree with colonel John, please add some room for troops . . . unless you want us to buy some of your other medical equipment, which is understandable for any businessman. It's cool, and I like it especially because I like my troops to live, not to die. How about you? Looks like you were in a pretty good mood until the planetary defense gun came along . . .
I like it. Maybe a better fit as a scout, though? Some at the bottom of the revies mentioned it had no way to physically lift out troops, but looks great none the less! (ps, the patriots WILL go 19-0, but I hope the Cards beat the cowboys sometime soon)
If I may be so bold as to field this one Emperor: to Will and Karrth: the LIU S2 is only designed to find, not to help! What do you think the LIU is, a charity? Just chuck the injured soldier some band-aids and a couple aspirin and let them find their own way back to their base/starship! ;)