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The Devourer of Intellect
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This is my "Black Fantasy" Contest Entry: It should Have been Lando....
About this creation

This was built for Nannan's "Black Fantasy Contest" over at Classic Space Forum. There is only one picture, because sometimes less is more. The Zemi bot is used with prior authorization from Zemi.net.

Unfortunately the rather restrictive rules prevented me from entering my original concept of "Black Fantasy", which included Lando in a jacuzzi with hot ninja-chicks of various ethnicities. Enjoy the Orwellian boilerplate.



Comments

 I like it 
  October 13, 2009
Man, how did I not post on this before. Musta' been one of those times the computer crashed. This is great, 2-1=2. Love it! Reminds me too much of stochsatic optimization class.
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  September 14, 2009
I like this very much...
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  February 4, 2009
That is a VERY accurate picture. ☺
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  November 11, 2008
Terrific, AND very totalitarian looking (therefore, it DOES remind of Orwell indeed!).. this is great, though I wouldn't like to see such a thing outside an MOC. FREEDOM!
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  October 23, 2008
very funny man it also works with the city-states persona not just Black fantasy buy kudos man
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  October 17, 2008
ha nice what are those chains on the floor?
Keith Goldman
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Aaron Banuelos
  October 11, 2008
Zap the girl (brown hair) on the left she looks brave
Keith Goldman
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Aaron Banuelos
  October 11, 2008
Zap the girl (brown hair) on the left dhe looks brave
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  August 24, 2008
Sure, zap the kid's head... but did you have to take his hands? Why Keith? Why???
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  August 16, 2008
I dig the sand green walls and the LOL over the door!
Keith Goldman
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Marcus
  July 19, 2008
your don quixote 2*4 (sorry, no times button on my computer)?
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  July 15, 2008
Hehe, I made something like this, except the children were hanging upsidedown from the ceiling, and below them was a land mine so if they cut the wires boom, everyone dies, meanwhile the teacher was eating nachos while pwning the other staff wothe her Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947. This is what everyone had on their face O_O.
Keith Goldman
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Austin Hall
  June 27, 2008
We all expected this from you, Keith.
Keith Goldman
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firsttime
  June 15, 2008
"Jimmy, can you answer the question?" Jimmy walks up and writes 2-2=2. Jimmy sits down. "Wrong. Jimmy can't you learn anything? Here, I have to go to a conference, let my Teacher2000 do the lesson. "Jimmy, I'm sick of you missing questions." Bzzzzzt!
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  June 11, 2008
not bad
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  June 9, 2008
this is really good i like the idea of it all everything is well put together 5 out of 5
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  June 3, 2008
This is awesome. I saw this through LAMLradio and it is so awesome! Great job!
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  June 3, 2008
JD,my teacher i nreal uses that colour in ehr class cuz its "relaxing" lol OH NOES,MY TEACHER = CYBORG DEVOURER OF INTELLECT
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  May 26, 2008
Lol, this is really good. =) I like the sand green walls, that's a color you don't see very often.
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  May 25, 2008
what a nightmare, it is really nicely done but the idea scares me
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  May 22, 2008
I do enjoy it. "We don't need no education..." - Brick in the Wall part II by Pink Floyd.
Keith Goldman
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Willis again
  April 22, 2008
I'm sorry, but i should've added: Yo mama's so dumb, the Devourer of Intellect got tired of searching and attacked another victim!!
Keith Goldman
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n00b
  March 29, 2008
2-2=2 Wherd the teacher go? or is the black fantasy creature the teacher, who is harshly punishing one of its student? lol
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  March 27, 2008
That is what I would say the best vignette I have every seen! Real Funny!
Keith Goldman
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Irondrone4
  March 14, 2008
Ah yes, that reminds me of my days in the Acadamy. If you set so much as a tentacle out of line, the BrainTrain 9000 would vaporize your head. The math problem also reminds me of something a student once wrote; he had all six limbs removed.
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  March 12, 2008
Could someone pick up my jaw I seem to have dropped it. Just like Stebbins thats why I am homeschooled. Finally someone who agrees with me that 2-2=2.
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  March 6, 2008
Well... thats what you get for disagreeing with a new teacher.....
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  March 2, 2008
I have an unhealthy addiction to your MOCs and to black fantasy :-l
Keith Goldman
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Paul
  March 2, 2008
This really reminded me of Portal for some reason. It looks fantastic, anyway.
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  February 29, 2008
Not your usual awesome. My avorite part is actually the door. 4/5 for nonstalagia.
Keith Goldman
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code monkey
  February 29, 2008
KAPOW!!! Everything's nicely and smoothly rendered but the laser beam and glowing head really take the cake. And the chains are a really nice touch. Hmmm...I like LEGOs.....
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  February 29, 2008
Well it's not 2+2=5, but somehow the negative aspect is even better... Ignorance is Strength, War is Peace, & Keith Goldman IS Big Brother..!
Keith Goldman
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Loden Cullar-Ledford
  February 28, 2008
no space nazis or plague zombies? Sr.goldman have you lost touch with reality? FAIL
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  February 28, 2008
When we grew up and went to school, there were certain teachers who would hurt the children in any way they could... by pouring their derision upon anything we did, exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids...
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  February 28, 2008
Ahh... you captured my childhood with such authenticity that you might as well have been there. Wait, you weren't were you? OK, great, now I'm getting paranoid. That was you wasn't it... you son of a... No, that wasn't you. it was just my imagination. don't you love it when i go on these little rants? by the way, great work as always, you may go back to your drink now. ~ Chris.
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  February 28, 2008
You should have had 2+2=5 on the blackboard.
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  February 28, 2008
I like the LOL sign on top of the door and the chains on the ground Nice Job,Jakub(I think Saber Scorpion took your little creature.)
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  February 28, 2008
Awesome,I love the math problem,it makes me feel like I,m not alone in the mathmatical word,good luck in the contest,I know that I now have no chance of winning since Modaynoodle and Mr.Goldman entered.Oh well :(
 I like it 
  February 28, 2008
I wish my school was that lenient about the rules. A witty take (as you always have) on the contest.
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  February 28, 2008
The man whose head is being vaporized (devoured?) must have pointed out that 2-2=2 does not logically correspond with the State-enforced equation of 2+2=5. BTW, this makes me glad I never went to school (homeschooling FTW).
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  February 28, 2008
Boy, this brings it all back. So similar to my own school...Incomprehensible equations, the slow tick of the clock, chains on the floor, substitue Zemi bots blowing off students heads (fortunately I always sat at the back of the class)...yessir, I remember those days well!
Keith Goldman
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Michael Rutherford
  February 28, 2008
Perfect colors. The classroom walls are making me depressed and I find myself watching the clock over the black board. By the way, if nobody was watching, I would onebomb this project! Attack!
Keith Goldman
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BOB
  February 28, 2008
lol koo!! XD i hope my teacher doesnt got a giant laser thingy
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  February 28, 2008
Interesting! Even though the robot is only 6 pieces, It still is a great Black Fantasy MOC. Also the trans-red orange follows the theme of Black Fantasy, good job!! :)
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  February 28, 2008
I always wondered what "Goldman Does Black Fantasy" would look like. Now I'm kinda disappointed that you couldn't go with your first idea. That sooo would have won... anyway, it's a nice little diorama all the same.
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  February 28, 2008
Lando always was rather dreamy *sigh* ...
 
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