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Pestilent Psychophage
Yeah I got that feelin cuz I am most ill and I'm rhymin and stealin
About this creation
Anyone else noticed a lot of thievery on MOCpages lately? Poor morons who can't come up with their own ideas so they find pictures of someone else's cool MOC and post it as their own? As if no one would realize -- might as well steal the Mona Lisa and then try convincing people you painted it. This is how it's done, kids:



This creation is in my very own original theme, Dark Phantasy (which owes absolutely nothing to Nannan Z's Black Fantasy). The rules of the theme are that the creation must be all in black except for a trans-orange bit that may function as an eye, and have a name that evokes feelings of terror and woe. (I thought of it all myself.)



My completely original backstory (which bears absolutely no resemblance to the Matrix movies) -- It is the future, and humans have been driven underground by the Machines. The planet's surface is a ruined, gloomy waste, with no break in the black clouds constantly rippling with thunder and lightning.



The Pestilent Psychophage is an absolutely unique shape that came entirely from my own head (and was not inspired by a mosquito at all).



A bloodsucker? No, far worse. The Pestilent Psychophage feeds on a person's psyche, growing strong on his horror and despair (completely unlike the Dementors in the Harry Potter universe), leaving the body an empty catatonic shell.



ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!!
ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES!!!




I came up with the previous eight lines myself (not lifting them from the Beastie Boys). Catchy, no?



My completely new and original Dark Phantasy theme (which, remember, will not remind anyone of anything Nannan Z. has ever done), is totally without precedent in the world (and was not inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft at all).



In fact, not to brag, but I also invented the concept of molding ABS plastic into interconnectable parts in order to build various models (which are totally different from anything a Danish toy manufacturer ever made). That is how creative I am.



Every single Lego (a random name I invented, which bears no resemblance to the Danish for play well) MOC (an acronym I also coined) you will find on the internet (which I invented, not Al Gore) is also my own original creation, built under various pseudonyms.



Pestilent Psychophage is made up of completely new sounds (reminiscent of nothing in the English language, or Greek or Latin roots) that I created, as well as the symbols to denote those sounds (which I call letters, one of my more brilliant inventions if I do say so myself).



See? The perfect crime. MOCthieves, take note: You divert the viewer's attention with a big obvious lie, and then you add on more that get bigger and more grandiose and more ridiculous as you go on. You get them so engrossed in that, they don't even notice the MOC (which I'm pretty sure is completely my own creation, though I may have been channeling Nannan while building) that you're trying to slip past them.








Comments

 I like it 
  April 3, 2009
Holy blackness! This stings! :)
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  December 12, 2008
Awesome, and a very common happen stance. Tell me more of these desirable characters. I would like to know more about your mathematical advances.
 I like it 
  July 26, 2008
This is soo cool, and a good idea. mind if i steal it? Just joking!! but seriously, can i work on this kind of thing to?? it looks really fun and cool!!!
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  July 4, 2008
Great job, Ocean. Way to not plagiarize/steal at all! On a side note, I LOVE the Black- I mean "Dark" Fantasy thing. I was planning on using that tube technique to add spines on a cyborg racer I am doing (seriously, that is not a joke). Anyways, good job.
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  June 25, 2008
Not Al Gore,right on Youngy!
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  April 5, 2008
Very cool moc and very funny
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  March 13, 2008
Cool! Reminds me of that other dude with creepy, spiny, highly contrasting robots...lol.
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  March 8, 2008
Terrific backstory (no sarcasm intended).
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  March 8, 2008
You forgot to mention that while you were stealing... I mean creating this moc (heavy sarcasim in use here) that you were drinking a vodka and red bull concoction that you not only invented but also brewed yourself in your distillery in the basement, drinking it from a from a glass that you created in your own furnace (a furnace that you invented) while reaching a state of inebriation that has only ever been achieved by you. by the way, I like the moc, even though you stole it from... oh, I don't know... Soren Roberts, yah, he'll do. keep it up, love the message sent here! ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  March 8, 2008
I've been feeling the same myself, actually. Especially since Mocpages has no way to identify fraud (as far as I've seen). There's no way to talk to the creator and have it regulated. On that note: Oh yes, it's-a, very nice (a line which I made up myself, with no relevance to Monty Python and the Holy Grail).
 I like it 
  March 8, 2008
HAHA! nannan will not be happy to see this. though he may be slightly amused.
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  March 8, 2008
I search these pages for MOCtheives, hunting relentlessley. Never stopping, never ceasing. All who are here, search down and and reveal the truth of these frauds! Destroy them! Wonderful creation by the way.
 I like it 
  March 8, 2008
You shouldn't repress your feelings like this, or it will just build up inside and cause more damage in the long run. Please, just share and tell us how you feel. That being said, I do know the name of a good therapist. Nice job. Lee.
 I like it 
  March 8, 2008
Who are these Beastie Boys? I thought that Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves was a story from the Arabian Nights? Blame my enjoyment of classical literature and lack of interest in music, but I think I just spotted another bit of thievery! :P Anyways, this thingie is great, although you have left me wondering who really build it... is it actually yours or did you farm it out to some poor worker in China?
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  March 8, 2008
I remember seeing a stolen MOC only last night, and there must have been more I missed... This is a great way to make fun of these thieves and at the same time you show us a great MOC to cheer us up.
 I like it 
  March 8, 2008
You fiend! You vile, vile fiend! Just yesterday I came up with the idea of mixing Lego and sarcasm in a mock-MOC PSA. But then I stop by MOCpages on my nightly stroll through the Interweb and find that, whatddya know, you've not only beaten me to the punch, but gone ahead and made something far superior to anything I could've hoped to produce. "Thievery!" I cried, to the audience of teddy bears on my bed. "I wanted to make that!" My hopes, my dreams of international acclaim and more than 3 comments; dashed, vanquished, crushed into little pieces. Anyway, long story short: fantastic work, fantastic-er blurb. Keep on fightin' the good fight, O crusader for builder's rights.
 I like it 
  March 7, 2008
Bravo!!!....Good show. Been waiting for something like this for a while.
 
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