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LIU Personal Hovercraft Dealership
Just when you though the LIU couldn't sink any lower, we start selling cars...
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LIU Personal Hovercraft Dealership


The Ludgonian Industrial Union is proud to announce that we have started selling a line of Personal Hovercraft. Beat morning traffic, impress your friends, or pick up street walkers, buy one today!



"Hey there folks, I'm Jim Schmidt. Can I help you today? What's that, you're just looking? Well, too bad. I going to stand annoyingly close and give you all the info you don't want about our products. Come on, let's go."






"Well guys, here they are, the LIU's three new Personal Hovercraft. Can I write you down for all three? No? Ok, fine, I'll show them a little closer before you decide."






The LIU H1



"The H1, here, is the smallest and cheapest Personal Hovercraft we sell. But don't let that turn you off. Its small size is perfect for rush hour madness. Note the side view mirrors with enhanced vision that allow you to cut-off other drivers with hair pin accuracy."






"Brake lights are standard on all our hovercrafts."








"Its stylish, fuel efficient*, and quick. Are you sold yet?"







LIU H2



"The H2 is an enhanced version of the H1. Note the larger hover bumpers below the vehicle as well as the increased engine size. This baby is no joke. With hover heights and speeds double that of the H1, you'll blow right by the other drivers!"






"Note how the headlights are safely tucked away. You could go on an alcohol induced joy ride hitting every car and tree in your path...all without damaging your headlights. As you can probably see, the H2 is a favorite among alcoholics, college kids, and movie stars."







"Around back, you can see the increased thruster size. This feature is unique to the H2. Get one now, and I'll throw in a one month warranty on the right thruster. No takers? Alright, let's move on."






LIU OICU812



"All you guys with low self esteem are in luck! The LIU is now producing the ego enhancing OICU812. The OICU812 is the hovercraft version of the sports car."





"Check out the chrome exhaust! I mean, without rims how else can you get your bling on? My urban slang hasn't lost all ya'all has it? OK, good."








"The OICU812, and its soon to be released counterpart (the OICUP), come in all colors. If I was you, I'd buy one to match each one of your ties. Thats just me."







"Any questions?"
"Yeah, can you please go away?"
"I'll go away if you buy one."
"Nevermind..."







"Now where were we. Oh yeah, look at the fancy brakelights. That get's them everytime."
"You know you said that aloud, don't you."
"Uh....said what?"
"Nevermind..."







"Here's the fancy computer laden interior. Cup holders can be added for a nominal fee. Well, how many can I put you guys down for?"








"Hey! Wait! I didn't get a chance to tell you about our finance options! No payments for three days! I swear! Come back!!"








Note: The models shown above are the stock models. If you want seatbelts, radio/CD, or airbags, additional fees will apply. A down payment is required for all purchases. Teenage drivers and members of the mob should know that none of the models have back seats or trunks. Thank you.







Comments

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  February 25, 2011
real cool hover cars, the dealer building would have brough this to the next level! great work!
  August 15, 2010
hehe appealing to the mob
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  October 6, 2008
Excellent vehicles done! I also like your exemplary commentative on each picture which are highly funny, especially the little note at the end.
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  August 7, 2008
that was purely righteous i like the och25chdy im sold
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  June 4, 2008
I WANT THE THIRDONE,LOTS,ONE TO MATCH ALL MY TIES,BECAUWSE OF THOSE FANCY BRAKELIGHTS AND CHROME VENTZ,I NEED IT...X99999
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  May 25, 2008
now that was funny....oh and,can I purchase a custom..uhh,I forgot its name..ocup1213?naa...oh,well,I just buy the yellow one with a touch of EHE color-scheme?y'know,gray,black,and more gray?
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  April 11, 2008
Hmmm somehow I missed this moc. I think this is a clever idea! If were ever in need of civilian camoflouge, we know who to contact! Good work.
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  April 3, 2008
Dont worry about those guys, The U.R.A Will hunt them down, now... lets see, what price for the yellow one?
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  April 2, 2008
Damn, that yellow one is lookin hawt. :P See my homepage for some updates. The 407th is now the Republic Engineering Core.
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  April 1, 2008
Ha, this is funny. The cars look pretty sweet. And, just so you know... THOU ART IN A WARETH! Yeah, another one was started by D.E Sheffer, and we are oponnents. Just so 'ya know...
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  March 30, 2008
These are pretty cool. I like the inlaid grill on the H2.
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  March 29, 2008
i wanna H1 please um... two will do me. HOW MUCH!!!!!!! 500 ok i will have 10 thanks!
Ludgonious .
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Evan Melick
  March 28, 2008
Great, your competeing with Ralph now for car sales lol. ANyway, pretty nice cars and funny captions.
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  March 28, 2008
Being a white guy with zero cool factor and a desperate need for compensation, I find the ate-one-too mighty enticing...do they come in plaid?
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  March 28, 2008
These are really cool. My one complaint is that they are a tad too simple, but they are great nevertheless.
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  March 28, 2008
Hi! Where did you get your inspiration to make a dealership? I made one too some weeks ago. Anyway, these are cool! I would be pleased if you could check out my creations :)
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  March 28, 2008
Great job, look like air-civilian sub-compacts.
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  March 28, 2008
Excellent ! The cars are well designed, in a funny way. I wanted to do something like that, but now you've done, and I guess, a way better than I could...
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  March 28, 2008
Oh that are some nice vehicles. Great Job!
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  March 28, 2008
Ooooh, nice cars. Have you ever considered selling our Zundra Luxary Vehicles here? I thought it might make a good addition to your dealership.
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  March 28, 2008
Hello Jim. I was wondering if you could help me. I'm concerned about the size of my manhood. Can I please have a red OICU812? Here's my credit card...great post Ludgy, cool cars, funny write up!
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  March 27, 2008
Hey nice cars, the yellow one is my favorite. So I will by the yellow sports hover-craft for the King of the Kingdom of the Owls. I say we start the price at $50,000. How does that sound?
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  March 27, 2008
Hello, Emporer! long time no see. Great cars, the Yellow one is absolutely spiffin', and the white and grey cars are cool as well. Nice work, 5/5.
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  March 27, 2008
Oh, I see you ate one too. How was it? a little spicy for my tastes but then again it is fiesta night! I was starting to have withdrawal symptoms from "lack of LIU"! I am a big fan of all your stuff but I just have one question... Is Jim related to Joe Fullerschmidt from the Amalgaverse? (see my page for explaination) If he is, that explains a lot. Can't wait for your next installment. Later ~ Chris.
 
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