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"Bedi" Fighter X-variant
A new, symmetrical Bedi fighter. No, it's not an X-wing.
About this creation
Look out! Honk! Honk! I am Very Bad Driver! Hic! Honk! Honk!

Good Pedestrian. You Jump. Careful of impale-y thingies. This new ship. I no want them dent. Hic!

I wave at you. Wave-wave. Hic!

Oh good. You land safely. Hic! Just no get caught in engine.

Approximately three seconds after this shot was taken, the pedestrian photographer was sizzled. His wife found him on the road over-done and crispy. She was not very sad, as a result of a ongoing chain of domestic abuse that had resulted in the deaths of three of her unborn children. The now-widow claimed the man's life insurance and invested it on the stock exchange. Her initial $400 investment in a company called Pear returned over $14 mil over the course of the next few weeks. She subsequently sold her stock, raised the one surviving child in a Catholic neighborhood, told him the story of his father's death, and taught him how to drive. The son was eventually involved in a crash with the same driver that killed his father. The police officer that responded to the scene was very puzzled when he saw that the occupant of the antique Bedi X-variant was being vigorously thanked by the occupant of the late-model Y-variant for killing his father. The drunk driver of the X-variant was rather too intoxicated to do anything. He was, at a later date, Tasered during a routine traffic stop for Assaulting An Officer, and subsequently exploded. Scientific tests showed that his BAC was so high as to render him flammable.

The Drunk Foreign Driver, and four of the many features that he never had learned how to use: the repair bot, the tracker bot, the macrobinocs, and the convertible laser sword/pistol.

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My condolences to anyone who has been involved in a accident, had a family member run over, has been run over themselves, been a runner-over, or anyone who has exploded as a result of being Tasered while inebriated to the point of flammability. My apologies to anyone who feels harassed as a result of my depiction of drunk foreign drivers who can't speak English properly. And, my apologies to anyone who got a crik in their neck while looking at the sideways picture that I forgot to rotate.

What's your opinion on drunk foreign drivers who can't speak English properly?




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 I like it 
  June 30, 2008
wow!! is that cool or what? awesome job!!
 I like it 
  June 19, 2008
Oh my god! That is amazing! So awesome!
 
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