Just something quick that I decided to make. Can anyone say boredom?! There is a story I made up for it.
About this creation
Legend has it that there is a special rock that brings wealth to whoever touches it. The Rock of Wealth...
For every blessing, there's a curse: Those who use the rock's power will most likely be stuck to the rock for as long as they live. Only the truly lucky will be granted with wealth, and be able to leave the rock. Many greedy have died by the rock, and few have been able to leave...
You are a traveler who spots a mysterious rock from afar.
You notice a strange vibe coming from it. You Notice the dead skeletons that are sitting at the rock. You want to turn back, but an overwhelming feeling of greed takes hold of you...
You slowly move closer to the rock while having thoughts of infinate money (and women) play over and over again in your mind.
You are now face to face with the rock chanting, "I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be rich!"
You reach for the rock and suddenly...
i faint and have dreams of pizzas slaping me with their cheezy goodness and i take a bite out of one and it starts eating my intestines. i struggle but nothing works. then i wake up and i am in my bed at home but when i pull the covers of i find I am a pizza. girls yell in terror and squirrels start jumping on me and gnawing on me. then i die.
Suddenly... Chuck Noris blasts out of the rock with a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICK, and when you ask him what your fate will be, he looks you in the eyes, and exclaims... BLAAAAARRRRRG!!!!! and you are now a pile of ash.
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As you reach for the rock a magnificent light emerges from the rock. An omniscient crow flies overhead, foreshadowing a dark future. Nine beacons collaborate to form an even more powerful light. Then all is quiet, but the blinding light continues to blow you away until a golden elephant materializes on top of the shining rock. This elephant shoots a feather coming out of his trunk at your shin. You appear on top of a gigantic piano. Or maybe your small and the piano is big. I don't know. But anyway, a copper sock puppet comes out of sheer will and says
"This sure is a silly story."
Jack's makes me want to ROFL laughing. It is a good SNOT vig with an interesting story; I think the best of these types of vigs are the sad ones and not the creepy ones. If you were to post a similar MOC, I would do it with a little bit more of a complex story with a tad more complex meaning then "greed is the driving force in our world" 5/5
then... because i LOVE money(& women;p)... i did'nt care about anything... and directly i get to that big damn rock... and touch it... then... then... THEN.....the rock smashed my head... and i became the 3d dead Skeleton... may i rest in peace... peace.. fofo
Then suddenly the rock glows in a powerful golden light.
Then the rock is a giant waterfall.Of gold.
Then all you see is gold.
And diamonds. and women.
Another adventurer aproach the rock.
There he sees a man,sitting on his knees looking sickly white in his skin.
The overwhelming feeling of joy are now replaced with horror and he quikly run away.
good job man!
hope ya like my story ;P
catch ya later~Shadow
"...Than the rock melts away to nothing but money! The rock just keeps disintegrating into money, money, money! Soon there is so much money you have no way to keep it all, but then in all the money you see a lamp...you grab it...rub it...and...out comes a genie! The genie tells you that she will keep all the money for you and make sure that whenever you want some she will give it to you, so you live your life with the lamp in one pocket and billions in the other! ALWAYS IN PARADISE!..." Nice creation by the way!
or.... you begin running around in circles when you have no idea what to do. You then trip on a dead guy falling head first into the magical rock. The rock begins to glow and then stops as quickly as it started... which wasn't very quick. The skeletons wake up from their slumbers and say in unison, "I want your ear." Then they each take off one of your ears and fall back asleep. To your surprise, it didn't hurt... and you can still hear. Confused and earless, you walk away. Then you hear the cluck of a chicken. You turn around and the rock is gone. Then from in your handbag you hear voices. they are screaming something about your face being on fire. You feel an intense burn on your face. Yes, it is on fire. Then you look in your handbag and find money. TONS OF MONEY! You were one of the lucky ones. Unfortunately, the money read, 'not legal tender' Oh well. that was the only wealth you would get. Then you walk away, trip on another dead guy, break your face on a rock, and die.... or did you?
But THEN, the rock explodes, and inside is a giant anteater who does not notice you, but instead decides to blow bubbles into the night sky. When you stare at him he stares at you and blows another bubble in your direction. This bubble surrounds you, and you now are stuck in the bubble. You pound at the walls of the bubble, but in vain. The bubble floats away and three days later you find your self floating over Mexico. Your bubble pops and you fall into the Rio Grande and then you swim with a monkey for all of eternity.