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Darth Mall
The star wars question we've all been wanting to ask: where do the sith shop? Why, the Darth Mall, of course...
About this creation
Where Sheik Sith Shop
(say that ten times quickly! Or maybe that's not such a good idea... )

When I discovered that the LEGO UCS Darth Maul's head is hollow (ah, what a great metaphor for the emptiness of pursuing selfish gain) I thought... I bet you could fit stuff in there.

At first, this was going to be a base, or a moderately priced sith mansion. But then I realized that we know so little about the sith. Where do they come from? What do they do on days they're not out trying to take over the galaxy? Where do they shop?!

Actually, I just like bad puns.

so here ya go: The Darth Mall...

(edit: for those who may not quite get the joke... it's supposed to be a modification of the UCS Maul bust...)



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   Back side of the Darth Mall, with parking space for the Sith Infiltrator Wagon; perfect for carrying groceries and the little sithlings from star system to star system.



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   Looks like a simple UCS Darth Maul bust... excellent...



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   Closeup of the Sith Infiltrator Wagon, which comes with hatchback, rear turn signals and plasma cannons for clearing through annoying traffic jams.



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   The expanded view of the interior shops where the discerning Sith likes to shop.



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   The food court offers a mean pizza



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   What mall would be complete without a Starbucks? Here the Emperor himself enjoyes a cup of joe with Count Dooku



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   The "Unsporting Goods Store" offers a wide variety of lightsabres of as many colors as you'd like -- as long as they're red. Oh, and please don't touch the display model.



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   Here at the Spa, Lord Vader dries his head, while Darth Maul gets his claws manicured.



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   On the top level, Darth Brooks tries out a new hat in the "Evil Gap" (is that an oxymoron?). One floor down, a pet store; currently offering a variety of spiders, frogs, and an amazon parrot whose vocabulary would make a Gammorean blush.



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   Darth Bubba's Discount Droid Shop
Located conveniently near the Mall entrance, this store offers a variety of droids at out of this world prices!



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   Darth Bubba's Sidewalk sale: whether you need slightly dinged up battle droids or movie sarcasm bots, Bubba's got a droid for you!



Comments

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  September 13, 2014
REALLY awesome,and by the way it's spelled m-a-u-l
 I made it 
  June 7, 2013
Quoting Ian Spacek Intense! Fantastic sculpting of Maul's head!
Hi Ian - thanks! Can't take credit for the Maul sculpt; the exterior is based on a LEGO set, but I built an interior for it :)
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  June 7, 2013
Haha! Nice pun :P
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  June 7, 2013
An old one, but still a very classic MOTD.
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  June 7, 2013
Intense! Fantastic sculpting of Maul's head!
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  May 12, 2012
Awesome mall!
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  May 11, 2012
hahahahahahaha! great MOTD!
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  May 11, 2012
That ten times quickly! Or THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT!!! Love the puns.
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  May 11, 2012
Ha, I remember finding this back in 2008. Wonder why i never commented. Anyways this MOC is still hilarious with its puns as it was back then. Jokes aside, what a great use for the Darth Maul bust set and congrats on MOTD.
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  May 11, 2012
Let's make it 110 likes! This is great! Nice idea with the Darth Maul Head! That's so funny with the Starbucks and all! Great moc! The spa is superb too! Too bad I am not that kind of sculptor.... my skills lie in other directions..... I hope... Anyway, Spectacular creation, love the ship, and keep up the good work!
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  May 11, 2012
Cool stuff! Lightsaber part made me laugh :D
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  May 11, 2012
I about died at "Darth Brooks!" A very deserving MOTD!
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  May 11, 2012
Very cool. Please add me to your list of favorite builders
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  May 11, 2012
Awesome!
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  May 11, 2012
Awesome!
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  May 11, 2012
This is so awesome! I thought you made a bust of DM with a mini moc of his ship, which by itself would have been MOTD stuff... but no, you took that and went all "next level" on us. This is just so creative. All you need is the deathstar and you'd have work and play for the Darkside. Great build and MOTD. ~cheers
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  May 11, 2012
Wow! This realy deserves MOTD!
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  May 11, 2012
Haha, hilarious pun and nice build!
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  May 11, 2012
So bizarre! At first I thought you had just spelled Maul wrong. Then when I saw his head open up I couldn't help but laugh. A well deserved MotD.
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  May 11, 2012
LOL! 5/5
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  May 11, 2012
Hahahahaha, great MOC! Congrats on MOTD also!
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  May 11, 2012
hahahahaha ;)
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  May 11, 2012
Awesome! Lol
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  May 11, 2012
H A H A H A H A H A H A!!! (sorry for the strange comment, thats all I can think up for the moment) hahahahah!!
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  May 11, 2012
This hillariously excellent not to mention a technical masterpiece. Congrats on MOTD!
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  May 11, 2012
MOC Of the Day, May 10th, 2012. Congrats? Yeah, maybe congrats.
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  July 12, 2011
HA! This moc opens up many jokes and puns so easily. Perhaps this Maul mall is a floating structure in space, "20 lightyears straight, then take a right at Death Star, currently under construction, and 7 lightyears straight. You can't miss the giant floating head! And remember, if it isn't Sith approved, it would be FORCEd to close."
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  December 1, 2010
This is cool! Very creative!!
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  November 29, 2010
Quoting Jonathan Cornell pure genius! now long did it take you to build?
Thanks! The part that took the longest was just building the normal bust while allowing it to be hinged on the sides. Once that was done, the rest came together pretty quickly. I have no idea in hours, though - :)
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  November 29, 2010
pure genius! now long did it take you to build?
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  June 15, 2010
Totally Crazy!!! BUT: I love it!!!
  March 6, 2010
OMG SOOO COOL AHHHHH NOW I CAN SLEEP TONIGHT AH
Brian Hastings
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lukas kotkamp
  January 3, 2010
wonderfull very creative
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  December 7, 2009
Pure genious!
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  December 7, 2009
Freaking GENIUS! This is the most hilarious Star Wars MOC I have ever seen! Thank Chris' comment for luring me here, I do. Instant favorite!~H
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  December 6, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHA Clever idea and a great build! I love it! (thanks to Yuri for pointing this out to me) ~ Chris.
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  November 4, 2009
i take my hat off to you...sir
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  October 10, 2009
You should name the restaurant owner Darth Nihilunch.
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  May 25, 2009
You, sir, are a genius.
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  April 30, 2009
.....
  April 21, 2009
Dude this rocks!
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  March 9, 2009
OMG ! ... that's one of the coolest mocs i've EVER seen ! ... at first, i thought it was only a solid bust (head) ... i had no idea it opened-up like that ! ... AND WITH MINIFIG INSIDE ?!? ... Wow, that's tight !!!
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  March 9, 2009
OMG ! ... that's one of the coolest mocs i've EVER seen ! ... at first, i thought it was only a solid bust (head) ... i had no idea it opened-up like that ! ... AND WITH MINIFIG INSIDE ?!? ... Wow, that's tight !!!
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  February 21, 2009
Very good! Love how you turned Maul into a mall. =]
Brian Hastings
Sander Van Lembergen
  January 21, 2009
WOW ! Very Very Good.
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  October 21, 2008
Brilliant job, the idea is just so creative.
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  August 29, 2008
sweet!
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  August 29, 2008
awesome
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  April 20, 2008
I can't beleive that I hadn't reviewed this yet! I love it. (Darth Brooks? Sheesh.)
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  March 13, 2008
I read about Darth Brooks in a readers Digest and it was funny. Nice play on words Darth Mall.
Brian Hastings
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Nathan Alger
  February 14, 2008
Very Funny but who are Darhs Brooks and Bubba?
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  February 11, 2008
Extremely funny. The lightsaber on display is one of my favorite parts, but it's a hard choice. You ought to build a pun-filled sith city. After seeing this, I built something similar... and then forgot to post it. I posted it tonight though, so check it out!
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  January 20, 2008
I ran across this a year ago when I discovered MOCpages and I still luagh at its amazing punny genious. You did a great job on the whole design, I love this MOC I really do. Great use of the oficial bust to create an original and amusing design. If LEGO ever comes out with a Darth Vader bust could you do something similar with that?
Brian Hastings
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mikey permin
  December 25, 2007
verrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy...................................................................................good ,but...........nothing! perfict!!!!!
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  September 8, 2007
Your creations are amazing especially this one!
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  August 19, 2007
Very good effort and for a long time I have been trying to make a sith shop. I'll eventually make another bust and I mean it
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  May 30, 2007
sam.o, Henry Ford one said you could have a Model T automobile "in any color you like... so long as it's black". The funny quote has entered American language as a funny. This model is hilarious!!!
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  May 28, 2007
NICE!!!! oh, and LMI... IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT!!!!!!
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  February 19, 2007
Very creative and very very very hilllaaarriiious!!!!lol!
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  November 20, 2006
ROTFLOLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! C-3PO is for sale!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  July 28, 2006
That's a really cool idea! It's cool how it can open up and has shops inside! How many pieces and days to make it? That's a really smart idea! I never would of thought of that! Good Job! That is soo cool, but where are the battle droids?
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  January 13, 2006
HAHAHAHAHAA!! thats funny
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  February 24, 2005
LOL, Rev, I saw this back when you first showed it, and I laughed as hard then as I did this time. Great work! Cm2
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  February 3, 2005
LMI, are you blind? can't you see the *heavy* modifications? Forget about him. It's a great concept, I really loved it, and it made me laugh. Thats all that really matters. If I were to use LMI's logic, I'd might as well stop building altogether, since EVERYTHING we build is based on TLC's stuff :-P
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  January 11, 2005
LOL!!! HA ha, oh, this is too funny for words... It reminds me of the "Sith Pizza Palor" that I made...hmm...
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  January 4, 2005
I saw this on brickshelf and was LMAO. Very clever.
 
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