My episode of TROLLtag. sorry its a little overdue!!!
i was very busy with my life recently...
so hope you like it!
so jake and shia lebuff decided to camp out in the woods...
jake: "gee you're a real hero. last time i saw you at vegas..you were all the rage over there...why did you leave vegas?!"
shia: "my friend, gambling in vegas was getting old. same place, same game, same people. always the same thing over and over again...so i decided i would start travelling"
shia: "but how did you know i was here jake??"
jake: "there was this phat chicken man who said you were here...so i jumped through a portal"
shia: "uhh---ph-ph-phat chicken man?????!?!!! i- i dont know any fat chicken man...wait phat or fat? theres a difference you know.."
^(but shia was lying. he and chickenator were deep enemies)
again shia: "do i still have to give you the 200 bucks?"
jake: "HELL YA!!"
..and so on..
after hours of argument. shia reminded himself that chickenator was after him. so he decided that he would go and check out if everything was allright in the woods.
shia "JAKE. i dont think its safe here. we better move. or at least hunt for some dinner."
Jake: "afraid of chickens are you?"
shia: "well come with me if you want. im warning you. those things can be dangerous."
so shia leaves......
to pass some time, jake pulls out his old family pictures from when he was a baby. way way way back in TROLLtag -1. he remembered his parents and himself as a helpless baby troll:
(since joris blok provided some info on jake's early life...i decided to make it real)
his parents were murdered by the kingdom ruler......
Jake weeps with sorrow. but as he was strolling down memory lane..he realized that it had been hours since shia had gone hunting...so he decided that he would go check on him..
shockingly jake finds shia in the middle of the forest bleeding with a 2inch hole cut in his heart with his own spear!! and stares as his only friend falls before him...
jakes like: "how did this HAPPEN? are you gonna die?"
and then shia's all: "s-cheh chik- en- ater....chikenatahhr!!"
1. i dont own any green baseplates or and green plates so i had to use my sister's Duplo...
2. i was forced to improvise...(by my self)
3. shia's face is colored...i tried stickers but didnt work...Dont worry is erasable paint!
4. and what else? oh yes...i didnt find any darth vaders at a cheap price...so i copied his face off of bricklink's vader faces...so credit to bricklink...
Sorry I haven't posted/reviewed lately, I've been on vacation and have had to weather Tropical Storm Fay, which hit and hovered directly over where I live. Power was out for 2 days [and was on vacation b4] ... anyhow, pretty good job improvising, and the story was good.