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Professor Brian E. Ack's Fantastical Chicken Chucker Contraption
About this creation
Greetings fellow scientifers. My name is Professor Brian E. Ack, or as some prefer to call me "Brain" E. Ack. Of course, that is all immature childish fun. To answer a question you are all probably wondering: Yes, the pulsating green object situated upon my cranium cap is my brain. Can't you smell the aroma of creative genius? This just comes to show how much more brilliant I am than you. If that hurt your feelings, too bad. I don't have any.

Oh, how I am just SHAKING with excitement! I will be portraying the workings of my latest contraption: the poultry launcher 3000. For you dimwitted kinigits, it launches...er...poultry-o species-o...whatever. CHICKENS. It is powered by electro-magnetic super colliding super cells, seen here. By placing a chicken on the designated area, you can launch it at approximately 570 mph. It will be roasted and tenderized mid-flight due to its speed, and will land 100 miles away, thus ending world hunger wherever it is needed. And all of the credit will go to me.

All right step aside Jose. I've got to start it up.

Vroom!

Uh oh. It appears that err...the chicken was launched so fast that you could not even see it! I also spilled some red paint here...

Your turn Jeffro!





Professor Ack will be back November 2008.



Comments

 I like it 
  March 18, 2009
You know, I've read many books and performed several experiemnts on Nuclear Fission, Fusion and plastics, and retrospectively, this is the most ingenious device that I've come across.
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  September 22, 2008
Pffft hahaha ! Thanks for the laugh ! And the build is nice !
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  September 16, 2008
Fling that chicken, you should make a trebuchae version too. Thanks for the omment on my mocolympics entry.
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  September 14, 2008
Wow that's funny! should of though of something like this but I came up with the Rory Roadster mind if you check it out please?
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  September 3, 2008
Thank you for adding my Liberty Gundam on your homepage. I want to see if it can pass Brian Kescenovitz's War Dolls on highest rated, and the add should get it more publicity, but once I finish my Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, It'll probably be my favorite. I guess I might be biased toward the fact about how hard it PWNs! I might actually nickname the Liberty Gundam the "Galaxy Gundam," because I'd rather have my MOCs to scale with each other, so that means the Liberty Gundam/Galaxy Gundam will be the size of a galaxy! I'm not sure if I'll do that though. Enough of my babbling. Keep bricking things up! ~Sho Fukamachi
ElNickre .
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Heather LEGO Girl
  September 1, 2008
That is the best chicken chucker I have ever seen. And speaking of Chuck... Can't wait to see your MOCtag! Now get to it! No pressure or anything. Keep It Studly Sir!
 I like it 
  September 1, 2008
THAT, was funny!
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  September 1, 2008
hahahahahahha!!!!!!! made me LOL
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  September 1, 2008
lol ... brilliant ... just brilliant, & very funny too - kudos
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  September 1, 2008
Do you mind if I use your brain idea for a Sig Fig? You know my name is Bryan E, although the last name is different. Actually my name has been spelled brain many times, but I never put the "Ack" part together. =) very clever. If you don't want me to use it, thats ok also.
 I like it 
  September 1, 2008
Amen Youngy, aMEN!
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  September 1, 2008
Cruelty to animals is unforgivable. Except when it's funny.
ElNickre .
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Dave Shaddix
  August 31, 2008
I LOVE CHICKEN CHUCKIN'!
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  August 31, 2008
nice job. good idea for the brain hat thingy.
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  August 30, 2008
Nice brain, dude. Stand over here so I can read by the glow of your head. Pretty silly, El. Thanks for the laugh. See ya. garth
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  August 30, 2008
hahaha! very funny, i like it.. well done my friend.. peace.. fofo
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  August 30, 2008
Hey Nick, I just checked your home page and was wondering... Which one is your fav? ~ Chris.
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  August 30, 2008
STOP THAT! You're confusing me and I'm already confused enough as it is. I thought this was your MOCtag for a minute. Speaking of which, I can't wait to see where you go with that! This was pretty funny and even though I saw it coming a mile away, that scene with the ummm paint (that's what we're calling it right?) was HYSTERICAL! Now get back to your MOCtag and make sure it's better than Kelso's... no pressure or anything. Now, let's see... new catch phrase... Get your blocks off! (How's that?)!~ Chris.
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  August 30, 2008
Awesome work. That brain attachment is superbo. SPLAT
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  August 30, 2008
haha the chickens are getting popular now, check out my new chicken moc.
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  August 30, 2008
Funny man Funny! hey please check out my newest moc and comment on it plz? its called episode 5
 
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