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Execution at the Pit of Despair
The Fifth Conspiracy Pit of Despair RP49
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The Chancellor decrees an execution by way of heinous beast!... but all does not go well... Enjoy!



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   Welcome to the Fifth Conspiracy Pit of Despair. Where all who are unfortunate enough to offend our way of life meet their makers.



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   Today’s guests of honor are the unlucky ying/yang mime assassin squad. Originally carnival folk, they escaped their culture for fear of further inbreeding. But their adopted Gypsy lifestyle found them squatting on Conspiracy land and as a consequence… they were sentenced to die by the tentacle.



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   The foul and wretched demonic tentacle beast is contained in the pit of despair… Bartholomew (aka, “Curious George”) breaks the mime’s code of silence and shrieks in terror like a little school girl.



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   One of our medical staff has gone temporarily “insane in the membrane” and is sabotaging the pit of despair’s containment unit! Quickly! Call your Mom!



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   As a sacrificial offering to the caged and enraged demonic tentacle fiend, we feed it Kobe Bryant. ~ Whoot!



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   What is this? Where have these Twin Drunken Irish Man-Beasts come from? They’re here to save the mime squad from becoming food for the foul monster. Wielding axes, hammers and an abundance of facial hair, they ravish the unprepared Conspiracy soldier platoon.



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   After seeing his comrades hacked at the knees by a feverish Man-Beast, this troop abandons his weapon and flees like a coward.



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   As all the commotion breaks out and disturbs the sacrificial execution ceremony, in the sky appears a… Conspiracy Spurting-Duck YM102 Gunship.



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   We must protect the Chancellor and his new, not-so-ill-conceived and somewhat superior robot legs! Keep the filthy Man-Beasts at bay!



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   Above the battle, a Conspiracy She-Male Operative endeavors to give some direction… as the Spurting-Duck’s gun sprays V8 flavored rounds aimlessly at the gaggle below.



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   The Seagull cam grabs a shot of the contained demonic tentacle beast from above. Suppressing the cage down is the Conspiracy beast master.



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   This Conspiracy soldier prays for a quick death from the loathsome Man-Beast’s exceptionally large, blood-soaked and overly compensating axe of horror.



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   The wall repression doors open up and out rush the stunned security team. They are overcome almost immediately with the tainted smell of body odor and wet dog.



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   Bono (originally from the band U2), manning the containment generator, raises his weapon in fear that the beast will smell his tasty French Cologne and selectively eat him first if it escapes. He must wear the seductive love-sauce to attract the attention of the space hippie babes.



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   Furiously enraged and intoxicated with the drug Rogaine, Irish whiskey, Jack Daniels and some other malt liqueurs, the Man-Beasts will not stop until everyone is missing a limb! (or at the very least a toe or finger)



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   Wait! A mystical Kung-Fu Master defies the laws of gravity and runs along the wall, dispatching troops to the ground below! All while yelling “hieee-yaaahhh! I snap you like balsa wood in stiff winter’s breeze!”



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   Whoa! Geez man, you’re flying this thing kinda low buddy! We just flew into the building and took out the communication array…. dillhole!



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   The Governor (in his Sunday’s best) attempts to capture the Master Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee manages to thwart the attempt to contain him by running up a wall with super-human speed…. the intent, to land a fiery dragon punch in mid air.



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   Pulling the red lever causes electrical stimulation; arousing the demonic monster. The intent is to encourage the creature to play with its meal…. and to slow the digestive process of its prey.



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   Piloting by the seat of his pants and two prosthetic legs is “Kid Rock”. Once a jubilant American rock star, now a proficient – yet very pale - flight jockey.



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   I can’t stabilize the containment field much longer. You have to give me more Pineapple Power NOW! Feed the beast a mime! It’ll buy us some time!



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   After a long successful string of blood sport movies in the 80’s, Jean Claude Van Damme turned pro beast tamer after injuring his knee in a stunt-gone-wrong. He cracks his whip at the foul creature to keep it in line… “It’s all in the wrist” he always says.



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   The Spurting-Duck gets too close to the building and its afterburners torch one of the soldiers… fusing his flesh to the inner layer of his helmet as a consequence… giving new meaning to the phrase “helmet-head”.



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   Men! Listen to Me! Listen to Me! You must fight with the passion of infuriated cybernetic robo-freaks from the future, sent back thru time to destroy the hairy Man-Beasts below before they leave us all with bloody stumps! Then its burger king whoppers and whiskey for everyone!



Comments

 I like it 
  January 17, 2010
Awesome. Die, piglets.
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  September 2, 2007
you got bonos body and the pilot that spurting duck ship from a spiderman set where two robbers have diamonds i know cause i have that set too!
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  July 10, 2007
Hahaha awesome commentary
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  December 27, 2006
very awsome.take that kobe!
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  December 3, 2006
Whoppers, whiskey and special celebrity appearances.......... Whoot!
  July 30, 2006
Do you realy like U2?
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  April 12, 2005
Not only is the construction well done but the story is funny. Though you seem to have an obsetion with the erotic... Hmmm
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  January 21, 2005
That is some funny stuff. Love the mime breaking the code of silence. Feed it some more mimes!
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  January 19, 2005
"you fools! NBA players only make the creature angry!" Mini-Goldman does it again, as always the captions, action scenes, and the moc are all great. The inclusion of Bruce Lee, an enraged tentacled beast and Ahnuld sweetens the deal. And I like the Gunship, though that canopy doesn't really suit it. It would be cool if you built cracks all through the base where tentacles were spurting out.
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  January 18, 2005
I love the special guest appearance of Bono.
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  January 17, 2005
Excellent... Everything is so good, the picture taking is great as well... The only thing is with the long list of charactors you missed out on the obvious Inigo Montoya reference... "I've just sucked one year of your life away. Now tell me, how do you feel. And be honest, remember, this is for posterity."
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  January 17, 2005
DUDE!! I LOVE IT!! the text, the pictures,everything. well actually those are the only 2 things involved...so GREATLY AWESOME JOB MAUN!!!!!
 
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