Today’s guests of honor are the unlucky ying/yang mime assassin squad. Originally carnival folk, they escaped their culture for fear of further inbreeding. But their adopted Gypsy lifestyle found them squatting on Conspiracy land and as a consequence… they were sentenced to die by the tentacle.
What is this? Where have these Twin Drunken Irish Man-Beasts come from? They’re here to save the mime squad from becoming food for the foul monster. Wielding axes, hammers and an abundance of facial hair, they ravish the unprepared Conspiracy soldier platoon.
Bono (originally from the band U2), manning the containment generator, raises his weapon in fear that the beast will smell his tasty French Cologne and selectively eat him first if it escapes. He must wear the seductive love-sauce to attract the attention of the space hippie babes.
Furiously enraged and intoxicated with the drug Rogaine, Irish whiskey, Jack Daniels and some other malt liqueurs, the Man-Beasts will not stop until everyone is missing a limb! (or at the very least a toe or finger)
Wait! A mystical Kung-Fu Master defies the laws of gravity and runs along the wall, dispatching troops to the ground below! All while yelling “hieee-yaaahhh! I snap you like balsa wood in stiff winter’s breeze!”
The Governor (in his Sunday’s best) attempts to capture the Master Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee manages to thwart the attempt to contain him by running up a wall with super-human speed…. the intent, to land a fiery dragon punch in mid air.
After a long successful string of blood sport movies in the 80’s, Jean Claude Van Damme turned pro beast tamer after injuring his knee in a stunt-gone-wrong. He cracks his whip at the foul creature to keep it in line… “It’s all in the wrist” he always says.
The Spurting-Duck gets too close to the building and its afterburners torch one of the soldiers… fusing his flesh to the inner layer of his helmet as a consequence… giving new meaning to the phrase “helmet-head”.
Men! Listen to Me! Listen to Me! You must fight with the passion of infuriated cybernetic robo-freaks from the future, sent back thru time to destroy the hairy Man-Beasts below before they leave us all with bloody stumps! Then its burger king whoppers and whiskey for everyone!
"you fools! NBA players only make the creature angry!"
Mini-Goldman does it again, as always the captions, action scenes, and the moc are all great.
The inclusion of Bruce Lee, an enraged tentacled beast and Ahnuld sweetens the deal.
And I like the Gunship, though that canopy doesn't really suit it.
It would be cool if you built cracks all through the base where tentacles were spurting out.
Excellent... Everything is so good, the picture taking is great as well... The only thing is with the long list of charactors you missed out on the obvious Inigo Montoya reference... "I've just sucked one year of your life away. Now tell me, how do you feel. And be honest, remember, this is for posterity."