Seeing the two girls at the bar, Jack had quickly assessed the situation. On the right, the redhead was a certifiable hottie, and knew it. On the left, the dark haired one's body language advertised insecurity. Wearing her sexiest outfit, she still could not hope to compete with her more demurely dressed friend. But she had nice hair, and from behind he could see that her figure wasn't bad; no, not bad at all.
Fortified with liquid courage, he made his move. Stunned and flattered that he had picked her over her hot redhead friend, the dark haired girl would fall into his hands like ripe fruit plucked from a tree. His opening line would dazzle with the poetic eloquence of the slightly drunk. Success was assured.
"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you from across the -- YAAAH!"
Either you all don't have the stomach to do this right, or I have been duped. The way I heard it is, you go ahead and look at their faces first, and then purposely go for the brunette (even without the figure) as a route to the redhead. It's not that the brunette will feel grateful, it's that the redhead will suddenly feel competitive. I have not tried this, but have been assured it works quite well.
when i first started reading this i was a bit worried as to how far it was going to go. Hilarious though! It reminds me of that scene from "A Beautiful Mind" where russel crowe uses a pick-up scene as inspiration for his genius economic revelations.
The use of those jewel pieces is brilliant! I don't think I've seen that before.
I like it
Heather LEGO Girl
September 17, 2008
You know why he chose the brunette right? It's because two reds don't make a right. Ba-dum-bump! I'll be here all week folks, don't forget to tip your waitress! A very clever little build here Shannon.
Now see, I've got a whole story about red heads and brunettes (not this funny mind you) and I've bored Kelso with it so I'll save you the agony here (Thank you Chris). At least his "courage levels" were still low enough so that he didn't wake up next to that in the morning. I heard that's happened to Ocean on more than one occasion. ~Chris.
A man walks into a bar...and says OUCH! Sorry, couldn't resist pullin' that one on ya'. A very clever piece of work you've got there; short, simple, sweet, and HOT! The use of the diamond piece stunned me...honestly I should have thought of that...all in all, this is SPICY! Yours brickly, Nick
Ah yes one of the biggest no-noes! guys with long hair!... I too have had my fair share of that kind of embarrassment, but I don't want to go into detail... Great Moc overall! Let me guess this has happened to you to?
Ohhhhh, don't you just HATE it when that happens? And personally, I would've gone with Lime Jello shots, cherry's not my thing, UNLESS of course it's strawberry :P I like how you got the man to stand without showing studs, it was a great... APPROACH! XD