All right. Soon, I MAY or MAY NOT have a contest on the WORLDS WEIRDEST MINIFIGURES, so here is a hint IN CASE I do.
This is a new minifigure that meets all of the criteria for a really pathetic, really crazy minifig.
Let us start with the basics... First, as shown above, randomly select some accessories.
The body is important, but the accessories are what makes the body funny, so, at first, the body really doesn't matter.
Now, we go from head to toe, finishing the minifig. Next, the hat, the most important part of the minifig. Always, ALWAYS, make it constrast with the head. If it doesn't, the minifig is practically useless.
The neck really doesn't matter, but if you have one, make it so it really, really catches your attention!
This is the fun part, the hands and the accessories. Where would funny LEGOs be without the chainsaw... Anyway, to go with the previous statement, I will use a chainsaw. Also, if you change a hand, like my hook, make sure that the accessory could have inflicted the wound.
The final product, ahh, the sweet smell of victory!