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The Jolly Roger Drop Ship MM342
The Fifth Conspiracy Jolly Roger Drop Ship MM342
About this creation
When troops or supplies need to make it to the battlefield in an efficient manner, the Conspiracy uses the Jolly Roger Drop Ship. It's not much to look at but she'll get you from point A to B in a jiffy. Look! One has just touched down now... take a gander... and then call your Mom!



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   The Fifth Conspiracy Jolly Roger Drop-Ship... Just returning from an active mercy mission on the Space Hippie home world of “Prophylactia”...



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   Conspiracy soldiers are briefed on the dangers of riding the Jolly Roger – Space Sickness, Dementia, Diarrhea, Acute Psychosis and Hiccups.



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   The load bay of the Jolly Roger (also known as the “Puke Bucket”), opens the doors and the remaining small contingent is glad to feast eyes upon homeland soil.



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   Fresh troops arrive for the next mercy mission to the Reich... It’s amazing what fresh underwear and socks will do for morale.



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   Men! Listen to Me! Listen to Me! We have just returned from the El-Paso Reich outpost and have discovered that they have an extensive hippie-chick cloning facility there. We lost many men in the recovery of this intel...



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   It’s all about the smooth backside... when entering the atmosphere of unknown worlds, the Jolly Roger turns upside down and these heat tiles protect the precious cargo from the intense heat of re-entry.



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   The faithful Seagull-Cam captures this overhead shot of the troop preparations.



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   The Jolly Roger uses Citrus-based propulsion engines, much like other Conspiracy power sources... just louder and more vigorous.



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   The Jolly Roger Drop Ship can land on various surfaces in a quick manner. The crew aboard this vessel likes the oscillating bounce-landing maneuver. Tricky, but gets the adrenaline going...



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   Everyone! We are about to drop behind enemy lines and infiltrate a top secret cloning lab. It is likely that more than half of you will be dead before your feet touch the soil... and that the other half of you will probably be killed or captured and extensively tortured! Woot! Let’s Go!



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   The Jolly Roger cockpit... A crew of 4 is required to effectively run this ship. A Pilot, Co-pilot, Load Master and a Psychologist. The Psychologist is needed to keep the mental state of the soldiers in check… and to prescribe cheap Internet drug cocktails from Canada.



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   The pilot controls are actually quite simple in nature and no extensive training is required to command the Jolly Roger. The instrumentation is rudimentary at best, with an airspeed indicator, vertical decent indicator, artificial horizon, fuel meter and ah yes... the LCD picture frame that rotates images of hot hippie babes on a 5 second interval.



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   Here the Psychologist checks over the atmospheric controls of the Jolly Roger. If the passengers get unruly, he can just turn down the oxygen in the load bay... and just before the doors open, he can pump in an aerosol anaphylactic steroid. Oh Baby…What a rush!



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   The Conspiracy flight procedures state the hatch door must be closed and locked prior to take-off. You’ll also notice the yellow line on the floor – all standees behind the yellow line!



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   The Load Bay on the Jolly Roger can transport 55 troops into battle. It can also transport 2 jeeps, 1 tank, a mammoth load of salisbury steak… and an elephant, two pigs, a goat and a duck (just incase it’s relevant to you or your mom).



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   Everyone! Everyone! It is likely that most of you will take your last breath in this forthcoming mission… but as you board this unsightly, sluggish and putrid ship, know that there is a vast supply of peanuts for you to consume en-route.



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   Men! Before you fall out and load onto the Jolly Roger – It is emphasized that you use the washroom. The door is directly to your rear. The Jolly Roger has no such facilities onboard… and we’re in for a looooong trip.



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   Ah Yes... She’s most likely the ugliest, most foul ship in the Conspiracy fleet, but she’ll get you there in one piece... or my name’s not “Brad Pitt”!



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   The mechanic makes the final visual inspection prior to lift-off. He notes a few unfastened bolts, some minor cracks on the external surface, some slimy dark-green liquid dripping down the hull... but that’s all within Conspiracy mechanical tolerances.



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   The General awaits the smooth, loud and tasty after-smell of the Jolly Roger lift-off. There’s nothing like Burning Citrus in the morning!



Comments

 I like it 
  October 26, 2008
This is awsome! You could tell us more about the ship instead of burning citrus and psycholigists but its your call. Over all great ship. Check out my stuff.
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  September 14, 2007
It's great, but it seems a little to safe for my soldiers. The LIU is all about danger...and cheap armor.
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  April 24, 2006
Nice, would like to see a 3/4 shot of it. Good job.
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  March 29, 2006
I think you like Alpha Team a little too much.
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  February 15, 2005
Cool! I like it! I want one for my birthday! My favourite piece is the pilot's chair! Good Job! -Victor
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  February 1, 2005
That is one SOLID vessel. It looks like it could run through any blockade out there and take whatever the enemy dishes out. Very detailed too. There seems to be a lack of wide shots showing the whole ship from different angles though... I can't see it all at once! Still, great ship, even if I don't like the name much...
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  January 30, 2005
Absolutely hilarious! Great design, functional if ungainly. Love the details and the writing is just spectacular.
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  January 30, 2005
We need overviews! :) This is great. -Josh
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  January 30, 2005
dude i love your stuff and the ...writings....about each picture!!!!!
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  January 30, 2005
This is the Fifth Fifth Conspiracy MOC and your overall standard has been upheld. There's a new fascist in town, your body of work is now well established and Keith's mom is nervous.... I like this MOC, it speaks to me of ruthless supression of peaceful native tribes who never did any harm to anyone (Except the cute young daughters of course), and smuggling of arms to insurgents against peace loving democratic governments... It has a lot of style points worthy of remark, but I will leave you with just one negative thought... It wasn't designed by Raymond Loewy! So there.
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  January 29, 2005
Good thing it's not a vertical indecent indicator.
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  January 29, 2005
Sweet, man. But hiccups? That's harsh, unethical, and very bothersome. Kinda like this awesome ship.
 I like it 
  January 29, 2005
Those men are bound to see some action on Prophylactica.
 
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