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The Continuing Adventures Of SigKelso
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SigKelso: “Well, here we are. We can still change our minds ya know. I hear Arizona is nice this time of year.”








Chris: “Hey guys, I’m glad you could make it. This is the kitchen, feel free to help yourself.”








SigHeather: “Oh, well then I guess I won’t be needing this anymore.”

SigKelso: “Ohhh, So THAT’S what that was for… I Thought… never mind.”







Chris: “Hey Kelso, That’s a nice pearl necklace you got there. Didn’t heather offer to clean you up when she was done.”

SigKelso: “That’s enough outta you.”

Chris: “Here, let me get you a tissue.”








Chris: “Alright guys, I need to work tonight so I’m gonna go take a nap. Behave yourselves.”

SigKelso: “Didn’t I just tell you to go somewhere in a handbasket? Coulda sworn I did…”






And while Chris dreamed of far away lands, the Siggys decided it was time to host their own tour…





First, they checked out Mocpages…





SigKelso: “See baby, I told you I was famous.”






Then it was time to take a look around




SigKelso: “Hey, let’s see what’s back here.”








SigKelso: “No baby it’s OK. Solo’s a friend of mine, he won’t mind.”

SigHeather: “Ughn… Does that line EVER work?”

SigKelso: “I don’t know… does it?”








SigHeather: “Oh, so this is how he sorts.”

SigKelso: “Yeah, kinda like a preschooler… only not as good.”

SigHeather: “Can’t wait to see Chris take the sign on you to heart when he reads this.”

SigKelso: “What sign? Where?”

SigHeather: “Oh nothing. Never mind.”








SigKelso: “You know, I am SO going to gank these when we leave. Do you know how much we could get for these on e-bay?”

SigHeather: “Anyway… What’s next?”

SigKelso: “Let’s hit the bedroom!”

SigHeather: “Excuse me!”

SigKelso: “No, not for that. There’s something I need to check out.”












SigKelso: You have GOT to be F%#@!$G KIDDING ME!”













SigHeather: “I TOLD you everyone had his picture on their nightstand.”









SIgKelso: “You know, when Chris told me that he had “it” galore and that I could play with two at a time if I wanted… this was NOT the first thing that came to mind.”

SigHeather: “I thought he was making a James Bond reference myself.”






The next day, Chris had some chores to do outside and took the Figgys with.








SigKelso: “Hey Chris, aren’t there supposed to be fish in here?”








Chris: “Aren’t you supposed to have knees?”








SigHeather: “You wanted to see Frankencarp in there didn’t you?”

SigKelso: “Alright Phippo, what else ya got?”









SigKelso: “Oh SWEET! A hot tub! Open this baby up!”








Chris: “Actually, I don’t think that’s such a good idea. You see…”

SigKelso: “Shut your pie hole and open the damn hot tub!”

Chris: “OK…”








Chris: “That’s what I was trying to tell you. I’m in the middle of fixing it and had to drain it.”









SigKelso: “There is no human number that can accurately state upon how many levels of which you suck.”






Once we fished Kelso out of the hot tub, it was time to put them to work.








Chris: “Alright Kelso, here ya go. Those leaves aren’t gonna rake themselves. And since Heather here is obviously the only one with a brain as she is still dry… She gets to supervise.”

SigKelso: “And just when I thought you couldn’t sink any lower…”

SigHeather: “Actually, Chris has a good point there.”






And all too soon, it was time to go…








Sigkelso: “I am outta here! Try to put me to work will ya? Don’t you know I’m a professional mooch? That’s it, I’m going to Shaddix’s! I’m sure he’ll treat me right!”

SigHeather: “You have fun with that, I’m heading back west. And to think, I came here to get AWAY from the rain. Gotta love irony.”






Fourth wall commentary: And so, SigKelso continued on his journey. He was a little disappointed that I wasn’t able to take him to LegoLand but hey, he’ll get over it. I explained to him that I had too many issues going on but that little Ba$#@rd was not the most understanding house guest. SigHeather on the other hand was an absolute joy to have around… Maybe Kelso could learn a thing or two from her. Alright Dave, He’s on his way. Enjoy! And be sure to lock up the good liquor.




Comments

 I like it 
  April 18, 2010
@Heather LEGOGirl: You don't have to worry about 'em, cause he died. *sniff* I miss the sound of his screaming voice.
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  November 27, 2009
5 pts for the cats :)
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  August 28, 2009
nice one, cute cats. thanks for the comment!
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  August 15, 2009
Nice nightstand picture! 5 stars.
Chris Phipson
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Heather LEGO Girl
  January 12, 2009
Oh, and Billy Mays has some Mighty Mend It for that hot tub handle. I only say that because he's always yelling at me from my TV. Why are you yelling at me Billy Mays?!!
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  November 25, 2008
UM...sure...Have fun little guy!
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  November 19, 2008
Hey googoo. I do actually appreciate your oppinion but there's one thing you have to remember. This was NOTHING compared to your average Jerry Springer episode. And just wait till Shaddix gets a hold of them... better yet, you might want to just skip that post all together. And now, an update... SigHeather is actually tagging along with SigKelso on his journey. How he suckered her into THAT I have NO idea.
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  November 16, 2008
its pretty good... i liked heathers more though... and the language... lol... if u remove the cuss words itd be better cuz there are little kids on here... but its not TOO much language... good job!
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  November 16, 2008
nice job... a little too much cussin for little kids though... lol. but still nice job! check out my mox
Chris Phipson
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Heather LEGO Girl
  November 10, 2008
I think calling Mr. Phipson an adult is a tad bit of a stretch. Perhaps "overgrown man-child" would suit the case better. ;)
Chris Phipson
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Heather LEGO Girl
  November 7, 2008
It's a snack AND entertainment! I like to come prepared to the "sausagefest".
Chris Phipson
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Legion of Doom
  November 7, 2008
You know Apple, I spent a few hours looking over this and I don't see a balloon anywhere? AHAHAHAHAHA Joker.
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  November 7, 2008
And that day Heather learned a very important lesson. Never try to get out of the rain by going to The Windy City. Staying in the northern USA will never help anything.
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  November 7, 2008
Man, SigKelso gets around. If only he decided to head over to Woodcorp. Heather seemed to agree with some of my more sinister ideas on her SigKelso page... Um, where am I? *Mumbling* Let off bomb....Lost the cops.....Got home....Went online....Oh yeah! SigKelso! And Chris... you sort like a playschooler - Callum
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  November 7, 2008
And it continutes...
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  November 7, 2008
Another heartwarming story. I'm always trying to plant those signs on people, but I'm always discovered. I recommend making the sign sticky on both sides, then kicking your victim. This sticks the sign to him. He will get only mildly angry, never realising he's part of a more sinister plot. If he overreacts, the sign gives you and excuse for kicking him. Blame whoever you hate most for putting it there.
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  November 7, 2008
Alright Phipson that does it...SigPhipson's coming out of the closet (in more ways than one) for a little time here at the Kelso residence...ya like that? Huh? Start ruing the day, pal! Now if you'll excuse me, that pic of you bending over the hot tub has a date with Photoshop!
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  November 7, 2008
ah,yes,every lego genius must have his own cat.way to go kelso,not getting swallowed by it when you are only an inch tall!
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  November 7, 2008
Now I've got Goldeneye stuck in my head. Bah Bah ba du Ba da da! Something like that~LL
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  November 7, 2008
That bent over shot in the hot tub for some reason reminds me of my MOC Olympics entry. So anyways, are Heather and Mark sigfigs an Item?
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  November 7, 2008
i like the pic where heather is holding the ballon funny. haha!
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  November 7, 2008
But where's the bun?
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  November 7, 2008
Hahaha! I could tell that it was gonna be wrong just by seeing the main photo.
Chris Phipson
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Heather LEGO Girl
  November 6, 2008
You, bent over the hottub... THAT one is going on my nightstand. ;) And why do you keep pretending that you're going to send lil Heather back when I know you're just planning on keeping her for your own swarthy pleasure. Sorry Dave, he told me you would have to pry her from his cold, dead hands.
Chris Phipson
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Dave Shaddix
  November 6, 2008
they're all good booze Chris. And it won't be a party without Heather, we need someone to clean up after the knife-wielding hook monkey. Great work with all the photography (I know your schedule is hectic) and excellent work spelling everything correctly!!!
 I like it 
  November 6, 2008
Ha! Some great stuff here; I have trouble grasping the appropriate words to describe it... well, whatever. I'll leave it at this- Heather, nice wiener.
 
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