Darth McCain, the republican in red, faces off against his enemy, Jedi Master Obama, the democrat in blue, in one final showdown.
About this creation
Darth McCain has influence over the Galactic Republic, and is a powerful Sith Lord.
McCain is a republican, and republicans are symbolized with red. With the election so recent, I just had to use this.
Jedi Master Obama is widely respected through the Democracy, and is Darth McCain's biggest rival.
Obama is a democrat, and democrats are symbolized with blue. I just couldn't resist. I mean, Darth McCain and Jedi Master Obama? Anyone with a sense of humor would give this first place.
Darth McCain and Master Obama prepare to face off on a cliff.
They leap at each other, lightsabers flashing.
Obama does a force-jump over McCain.
McCain blocks the blow behind him.
He stabs and misses, but hits Obama's cloak.
Obama flips, and drops the cloak.
He lunges at McCain, backing him up.
McCain is slowly backed up farther.
He is pressed to the very edge.
McCain has no more room. Obama knows he is almost finished.
McCain slashes at Obama's feet, causing him to step backward.
McCain takes a step away from the edge.
He takes off his cape, preparing for an amazing move.
He leaps in the air and kicks Obama's lightsaber.
Obama is unarmed, and he backs away.
McCain advances, thinking he has won...
...Force push! Obama has serious force powers.
McCain is hurled backward, thrown by the immense force of the push.
He is knocked over the edge. It is inevitable that Obama wins. He got more Electoral votes.
Thus concludes the tale of Darth McCain and Jedi Master Obama.
As I have said many times below: THIS DOES NOT STATE MY POLITICAL BELIEFS. I don't think McCain is an evil Star Wars warrior, and Obama is not a jedi! This is a joke. A spoof. A parody. McCain was chosen as a Sith because Republicans use red as their main color, and Democrats use blue. Sith use red, and Jedi use blue.
To those of you who veiw this as an insult to McCain, this was just for a contest. I needed a Sith, so I thought I'd use McCain. Of course he's not evil; I supported him in the election over Obama. That, however, is irrellevant when I want to make a Moc about the election. Obama was destined to win the battle because he won the election. McCain is not completely defeated though. So lighten up and laugh!
I feel like barfing! Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Besides, Obama is make rich people (me) give poor people (possibley you) money, millions, or is it billions of dollers, which I'll still be cleaning up after (that means paying) when I'm 40! (I'm 13) So..... Obama=(>'o')>~~~$
This is funny, lol! Nice job! I like the end "he got more electoral votes..." And no, who thinks this is too political? So what, the election's over! It's just like a political cartoon in 3D. Great work!
This was intended to be funny, not portraying any political position. Besides, not all sith are evil. Darth Vader turns good in the end. I needed a sith for the custom sith contest, so why not use McCain? Prepare yourselves for more political parodies...
This is funny but I totally disagree!!! I LOVE McCain! And he is NOT evil! He is better than weird Obama! Now that Obama has won just like in Star Wars he will turn our troops and best person against us!People do not know that Obama is lying, he could not possibly do all those things he said he would! I am a Jedi, and you do not talk about politics with a Jedi! Specially That!!!
This doesn't show any of my political beliefs. I don't think McCain is an evil sith! Sith dress in red, and republicans are symbolized with red, so I made the republican a sith. Democrats dress in blue, and i needed an opponent for McCain, so I made a jedi with a blue lightsaber. Besides, this was made for a sith contest, so I need a sith.