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***RRRING*** Hotline

caller: ...hello?



What's up?

caller: "i don't think i wanna live anymore, that's what's up."

HOOOLD ON! *raunchy music ensues*



helllo...

caller: "i need someone to talk to"



call your mom





caller: "my mom died, a year ago."









Serves her right *****! i'm just playin ****-muppet...



Listen, whenever you're feeling low - page me and i'll call you.




caller: "you will?"









Sure! i'll call you a nerdy ***** for bothering me!












now, don't blow your ****ing head off.



caller: "why not, who cares if i do?"











The poor shmuck who's gotta clean that **** up!





if you're gonna do, do it out side or something.










caller: "you don't think i'll do it do you?"








Honestly i could give a rat's ***.




caller: "you don't think i'll do it."







DO IT!










DO IT ****ER!





Bring me the gun and i'll ****ing do it for you!














hello???

.....













caller: "hello???"





i knew you wouldn't do it ... you scary *****!



Comments

 I like it 
  November 6, 2010
Er...someone has language issues. I like it!
 I like it 
  March 31, 2010
That was good, well built, good humor and some great lighting!
 I like it 
  March 23, 2009
A nice creation. Nice layout, good lighting, and excellent photography. As a physician I have certainly used cynicism as a defense mechanism in ugly situations. Thanks for sharing. Lee.
 I like it 
  December 13, 2008
I have to agree with Shaddix here. Those of us in that line of work do have a sense of humor that allows us to deal with these kind of things. I'm sorry to break it to you guys, but whenever you see a horrible car accident or pedestrian vs train... put some money on it that the cops are making bad jokes about it. It's how we deal with it so we can actually go on with normal life. sad but true. Oh yeah, Nice build BTW. ~ Chris.
dvious enigma
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Dave Shaddix
  December 8, 2008
Patrick, go talk to a grown up about real life. Better yet, go talk to a cop, a nurse, a firefighter, a 911 operator, an air traffic controller, a combat veteran, just someone who deals with high-stress and life or death situations EVERY day. You will find these people have a very different type of humor because of it. In fact, 'cynicism' is the word we are looking for here. ...cynicism.
 I made it 
  December 8, 2008
Patrick - i appreciate your comment, however i must point out that some of us are not content just to build uzi's, glocks and revolvers; (some of us occasionally enjoy portraying the possible outcomes of such tools). There are those of us that have aspects in our lives that demand an outlet and for some, this outlet comes in the form of ABS plastic. The same as we are all entitled to our opinions, we are also entitled to what we deem as individual creativity. So, as much as i appreciate your input on my lighting and build, i feel that .. there is indeed humor in all aspects of life and (for this particular MOC-topic) death. This personal opinion of mine does not in any way diminish your opinion, i must merely note that what i (and apparently others) deem a "five-smiley" for creativity and morbid humor you do not - here's to living in America. Thanks again!
 I like it 
  December 8, 2008
Personally, I don't thinks these mocs are funny. But this one is BUILT very well and the posing fits very well with the captions. I agree, the body bag was a clever element and the lighting is very good too, it fits the gloomy subject matter. Like I said, I don't think the subject is the least bit humorous, but its a well layed out creation. Nice work! Peace - Patrick
dvious enigma
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Heather LEGO Girl
  December 7, 2008
YOU are getting wicked awesome woman!!
dvious enigma
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Dave Shaddix
  December 7, 2008
Awesome! I LOVE YOUr humor. The photography is getting better too. Great job with the lighting. The metallic gun is a nice detail. Good overall glimpse into human nature.
 I made it 
  December 7, 2008
yes... definitely inspired by ICP ... i just couldn't resist - it seemed to fit so nicely into the hotline genre
 I like it 
  December 7, 2008
This is very funny little story! Make more of these!
 I like it 
  December 7, 2008
Heavy .... pretty heavy, but in this heaviness the funniest detail has to be the man's body bag being a lego bag. Wicked
 
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