Well, this is my contest entry round one, for the AoT, Its PART ONE OF TWO
(clone and stormie are travelling in the middle on nowhere)
stormie: ARE WE THERE YET ARE WE THERE YET ARE WE THERE YETTT!!??!!
clone: you know, id love to say yes, but i dont know where we are, SO QUIT ASKING ME THAT QUESTION!!!
stormie: sheesh man, chillax!
(a loud thud is heard, but they dont know where it came from)
(speeder break down and eventualy blows up)
clone: (while kicking speeder) HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CHILLAX NOW!!
stormie: I dunno!
stormie: look on the bright side, we can stay in here...(points at old abbandonned house)
clone: NOW WAY MAN, i'm not staying in that!
stormie: you screem alot!
clone:NO I DONT!
stormie: there you go again!
clone SHUT UP!!!
stormie: I'm tired of all this!
(stormie rips off helmet and points a blaster at the clone)
stormie: MUHUHAHAHA!!!!... do you reconize me?
clone: well, you familiar... hmmm...umm... nope!
stormie: not even a little?
stormie: regardless.. it is I... dr evil!!
clone: ooooohhh thats right.... you're that one guy from austin powers, right
dr evil: yes and my little buddy, mini me is here too...
(mini me crawls out of a bag and joins dr evil
dr evil: now back to more important issues, you are now my prisoner and i'll only let you go if you give me one million, gabillion.... assault rifles!
clone: how do you expect me to... wait just one minute... that's not even a number!
dr evil: playing hard to get are we, mini me, knock this guy out
(mini me gets behind the clone and knocks him out)
THE NEXT DAY...
clone: euhh... what the heck happened yesterday... AND WHY IS MINI ME IN MY BED?!?
voice from outside: HEY, LETS GO, YOU'RE BURNIN DAYLIGHT!
(the clone goes outside but gets knocked to his knees by dr evil)
dr evil: im tired of waiting, are you gunna give me the assault rifles, or not, cause it would be a shame if you had to DIE!
(in the distance, a buzzing noise is heard, and is getting closer and closer)
dr evil: mini me, do you hear that?
(mini me shrugs his shoulders in sign of no)
(a speeder hits dr evil and mini me, who go flying)
clone: WHAT THE HELL, YOU HIT THEM!!!
pilot: get on, now!!!
(the clone and the pilot escape)
clone: why did you save me, after all, im only a clone
pilot: I saved you because...