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Self-Crucifixion
We all bear our cross, some, bigger...much bigger.
About this creation
Only through suffering can true happiness be discovered. Today, experience this for yourself by following these steps of DIY self-crucifixion.



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   Step 1: find two 1X5 boards and cut as shown.



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   Step 2: nail the boards to form your cross.



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   Step 3: duct tape your hands to each end of the cross. You may want to get a friend to help you.



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   Step 4: have your friend help you up.



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   Step 5: suffer!



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   Idea inspired by Benrik



Comments

 I like it 
  June 10, 2012
True, but some things in the Bible seem really hard to believe.
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  March 22, 2012
I'm a Christian and this is not offensive to me, I really like it. and to the people who think religion is a waste of time, the Bible is an accurate account of history that really happened. Nobody but Nobody could make the Bible up.
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  June 7, 2011
nice job
Nannan Z.
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Mats Tveraaen
  March 13, 2010
even though im christian i dont find this offensive at all I really like it and you do have to suffer to feel true happiness
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  January 30, 2010
Awesome, very nice, good job, I'm going to try this myself (building it, not crucifying myself!). And for those of you who are whining about hows this is offensive, you guys need to lighten up! It's not offensive, it's not making fun of anything, so chillax! It's freaken' lego!
  September 28, 2009
I really think you took things a little to far
  June 14, 2009
i kind of find this making fun of the way Jesus died, im not saying your a bad mocist, ur better n me, but this is just a little taking things to wrong lvl srry though, a 2 for trying though.
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  April 10, 2009
I very highly agree with you on that.
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  February 3, 2009
I found this funny, dont find this MOC's comment offensive- My opinion on religion- I think religoin is a wast of time when you could be out haveing fun and discovering and you have to be at church instead, some guy probably just wrote the bible so the goverment could use it as a peace keeper, and it has started wars, like the terrorsit groups in Iraq, the battles were started by religion. Sure I believe Jesus was a kind and generous man who helped and was hung, but really the part in the bible- "He was guarded in a tomb in a cliff covered by a gaint boulder, then the guards fell and the rock flew away and Jesus flew out and away and around in circles by the power of God!" - That is really weird. Jeez if Bob The Builder was there and was fixing the rock and it flew and crushed him- THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS! XD
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  December 30, 2008
sacreligous, but funny!
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  December 30, 2008
sacreligous, but funny!
 I like it 
  November 16, 2008
good build, not a perfect explanation for a cross but interesting. and im a christian not offended but not laughing either.
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  July 17, 2008
I am also a Christian, and this doesn't offend my religion. To the people who think this is sac religious: the message of this is not offensive to Christianity. Many people were Crucified back in the of Jesus' Crucifiction. It was actually a type of punishment that criminals and some innocent had to face. This MOC doesn't specify any sac religious use of the Crucifix. It states the fact that experiencing suffering is the only way to gain true happiness. The Crucifix is supposed to symbolize the burden we all carry, not some demonic ritual.
 I like it 
  May 24, 2008
What a strange and funny idea !
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  March 27, 2008
Interesting... anyone find the guy's friend disappearing funny? ok... all you peoples find this as too religious or too much religion-offending to notice...
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  March 20, 2008
I didn't know there were so many christians on Moc pages! I'm not the only one! This isn't offending christianity as far as i can tell. Very funny, though i'm writing this as Easter draws near so i'm sad also :-( Well, kind of.
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  March 16, 2008
good, but i cant find a 1x5 board. (im not a christian by the way)u get 4 for using almost impossible lego items!!!!!!
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  March 11, 2008
I am like andrew. I am a christian and don't find it offenseve.
Nannan Z.
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samuel keenan
  February 21, 2008
Love it. I made a guy on a cross once. i really wish lego had more flexable arms..... and this isnt pushing it alex. Its funny.
  December 2, 2007
this is totally not cool dude.....
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  October 24, 2007
The angry nuns are going to get you.
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  April 17, 2007
wow this has realy gotten a few nickers in a twist, personaly i really like it, its clever
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  March 22, 2007
Its a innovative and creative idea. I am an avid Christian, but this isn't offensive at all. You aren't making fun of my religion or anything. After all, people other then Jesus were crucified...
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  December 1, 2005
Two words, you own.
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  October 16, 2005
5 points for obviously having offended many mixed-up zealots!
  October 3, 2005
i kinda have to go with alex on dis on.
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  August 18, 2005
S'good stuff. Very holy and whatnot.
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  August 13, 2005
Funny idea--duct tape crucifixion.
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  August 13, 2005
AS I said before, this is very good model. Small scale makes it more better. Keep up the good work! -Q
 I like it 
  August 11, 2005
How the heck did this thing already get 30 something votes? Someone must REALLY hate it, geez. Later.
  August 11, 2005
im...not likin the whole cross thing in legos....its pushing it...sry
  August 11, 2005
Not bad in fact I like it
 
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